Cereal

its fucking soup you complete knobs

"hey john nice cereal you got there"
"thanks mike this is some good ass soup"
"haha yeah john"

by cereal_is_fucking_soup December 19, 2018

cereal

Special K, kenatine, K

sup man, u got n e cereal i can cop?

by Jray September 3, 2004

cereal

1) Something you can find in a box and eat for breakfast, but is not very healthy.
2) See: cereal killer

1) I will never buy cereals for you, they are bad for the health.
2) I kill you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you.

by The boy who picked flowers and made people sing May 22, 2003

Cereal

Your balance. What you lose or "spill" when you fall down or crash.

Rusty tried to grind that rail on his skateboard, but he slipped and Spilled His Cereal.

by Bradward February 23, 2004

cereal

The crap you put with ur 2% fat free milk every day and makes u fatter than Sultan also tastes like shit with all those multicolored crap pro-cancer shit tey put on

mmm... Cereal..... *Waits 24 hours* *craps green shit*

by Namina July 4, 2005

Cereal

It's not soup, shut the fuck up

"Is cereal soup?"
"Go fuck yourself"

by POTUS Official December 26, 2021

cereal

The way people with no friends say the word "serious. "

Tim: wow! Did that really happen?
jim: ya... I'm cereal!!!
Tim: umm. .. you need to get some real friends

by jimmy boy85 December 7, 2009