cauliflower

This man has my entire heart and soul and i wouldn’t trade anything in the world for it, he makes me feel golden and special in more than a million ways. I would seize to exist without him and cant imagine my life without him. EVERYTHING about him is just so perfect and means so much to me. He is very sweet, funny, athletic, and annoying (but i love that) he is such a caring and understanding man and cares about family and the simpler things in life which makes me so happy. If he sees this just know that you are genuinely one of the most important people to me right now and i hope you know that i love you

ella: im obsessed with cauliflower

elina: your stupid nike techians better

by ellushka April 15, 2023

The Cauliflower Effect

When a certain amount of alcohol is consumed, you need to go to the toilet a considerable amount more than normal.

"Oooh, thats The Cauliflower Effect Kicking in!"

"Oooops, thats the Cauliflower effect, be back in a jiffy"

by TheF-DOT-GOWERzZ.ox July 27, 2009

cauliflower ass plug

What a person has after he/she has revieved after they get genital warts on their anus, from anal sex.

In health we had to look at a picture of Big Gay Al's cauliflower ass plug. It was fucking disgusting.

by phi April 25, 2004

green cauliflower

another word for broccoli

The man was eating green cauliflower.

by kai didn't_djiskd October 30, 2019

Cauliflower Ear

To engage in aural sex (that's right, ear sex) and to shoot your load down, around and in your sexually submissive partner's lugholes. Giving the appearance of white ears.

Usually results in brain damage and death.

Jane: I love you jeff
Jeff: Shutup bitch! Im gonna aural you the fuck up!!!
Jane: NOOOO
Jeff: *grunting* UHHHHH *JIZZ BOMB*
Jane: Owwww, my eardrum *DIES*

Jeff: I totally fucking owned your ear, CAULIFLOWER EAR!!!!

by j7x (james sevenfold bent) November 25, 2006

Cauliflower Slap

When a woman proceeds to use her breasts to slap you across the face.

Related to a Mushroom Slap.

I thought everything was fine while we were laying together, then she cauliflower slapped me! Man, I was NOT expecting that!

by Jermey Grem April 26, 2011

cauliflower ears

This is when you come up on some one from behind and vigorously create a heavy amount of friction on their ears with your hands.

Maan, he cauliflowered my ears so bad yesterday, they are still red from it.

by bakedfosho April 23, 2004