chapped arse

A painful, dry skin condition between the arse cheeks, often caused by excess sweat or a night out on the piss

fuck me, have you got any savlon? i ended up going for a kebab when i was arseholed last night, an woke up this morning with a bout of chapped arse

by barry bouffante May 17, 2006

chapped pole

When walking around Poland, seeing a man with assless biker chaps and a leather police hat.

That chapped pole is going to destroy that hotel room.

by Lumbergfuckedher October 6, 2017

Chapped to bits

Overly enthusiastic and excited to do something in the near future.

When asked if Mike was excited to go to the gender reveal party, he replied “chapped to bits.”

by Crab cheese gremlin August 14, 2021

Chapped

Verb. The action of being scooped by a hand instead of a fist bump when you requested for one.

A: Give me a bump
B: (Scoop the fist instead)
A: Ohno! I got chapped.

by Sakupao October 10, 2023

im chapped

in other words CHAPPED or CHAPTER... meanin broke as hell...dont have nothin...its over
...IT DEPENDS ON HOW U USE IT...

say u got five dollars i can borrow til tomorrow to eat, IM CHAPPED right now!!!

say homie u CHAPTER...u drunk as hell!!!

by shawt stuff March 26, 2010

wind chapped

The generally horrible feeling on your face and hands when traveling outdoors in cold weather, causing a "chapped" and ashy texture all over. Generally cureable by covering the diseased areas with chapstick.

Billy bikes to class every morning and always gets wind chapped on his face and hands.

by Wind Chapped Billy January 17, 2018

Cashapp your bae day

Give your girlfriend, or wife, Boyfriend, husband some money but it can’t be over 50$

Her: Here sexy you deserve this 36 dollars for cashapp your bae day
Him: thanks bae.

by Toppi May 13, 2022