Carolyn Connell Comment 

A term used to describe a certain type of facebook comment. In order for a comment to qualify it must have all of these qualities:

1.) BE IN ALL CAPS
2.) Use lots of "hahaha"
3.) End with a smiley face:)
4.) Be completely positive and complimentary
5.) Include an inside joke

This is, of course, named after Carolyn Connel, who does it all the time.

Facebook Commenter A: THIS IS LIKE THE PRETTIEST PICTURE EVER:) HAHAHA I LOVE YOU SO MUCH SANDWICH BUDDY:)

Facebook Commenter B: Nice Carolyn Connell Comment

Carolyn Connell Comment by imjustapersonyall April 27, 2011

Carolyn-Ann 

Carolyn-Ann is a very smart independent girl. She is very private and shy at first. She is scared of most things. She has a tendency to not let people in and be afraid of trust. She has probably been hurt many times. She loves and cares for no one except one. If she says she loves you she means it. She is very funny. She is an amazing friend and has beyond beautiful eyes. She has a perfect smile. And she is loved by many. She is friendly to everyone and isn't afraid to speak her mind. If you hurt her she will never forget it and you WILL regret it. If she says she trusts you...don't ruin that. And you would be lucky to know someone like her because she is honest and happy. She may be afraid to show you who she really is at first but you will fine out if you get close to her. An once you fall for her good luck trying to stop because she is so beautiful words can't even describe. She i shy an modest. And very weird. She is very athletic and pushes herself way to hard. She is scared to let you in for good reasons. Sye try's he best to please everyone and she never put herself first. She has an amazing story and is just waiting to let someone listen.

Beautiful Carolyn-Ann

Carolyn-Ann by Number42 November 10, 2012

Carolyn Marie 

A woman who is loyal, caring and passionate about the people she loves. Both beautiful on the inside and out. Someone who you would want to date and be best friends with. Children will flock to her and animals will be drawn to her calm energy. Women will be jealous to have her around their partners but she is not interested in anyone's leftovers. As far as her temperament, she has a long fuse but does not suffer fools gladly - and if they dis her, they will feel the cold realty of her absence. She rarely cares what people think about her and is not - at all - an attention seeking w4ore. Pretty perfect.

Mother: Molly, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Molly: I want to be a Carolyn Marie.
Mother: That's nice, dear.

Carolyn Marie by IYELLALOT September 2, 2022

Carolyn Dermody 

1) she is fighting bitch but she can also be nice

2) her dad is a fuck up but her mom is awesome

3) she is really beautiful

4) she is veryy sassy

5) she is in LOVE

6)she hates her math teacher

7) her gym teacher is a perve

8) she hates preps

9) she has 4 sisters and 1 bro going on 2
10) she doesnt care what the fuck she doess

girl#1) did you hear of carolyn dermody

girl#2) yess she is a amazing

girl#3) i dont like her shes bad

carolyn dermodys friend#1) shes not bad ur just good

carolyn dermodys friend#2) says to girl #3 i would say that about carolyn js chick

girl#3: ur righttt :(((

Carolyn Dermody by hergurl#624 February 22, 2012

Carolyn Helenski 

Taint sniffing douche bag

What a Carolyn Helenski

Carolyn Helenski by Momamia August 4, 2016

Carolyn/Matthew 

People who believes that macaronous is the singular form of macaroni

Person 1: Have you heard? They're such a Carolyn/Matthew.
Person 2: Wdym?
Person 1: They used macaronous to refer to a single macaroni!
Person 2: Oh, EW!

Carolyn/Matthew by papi.SPAGHETTO November 6, 2020

carolyn metzed 

(v) the act of tattling on someone when they get in an accident and flee the scene.

Ging: OMG someone told Johnny that I got in an accident
Girl: It was me
Ging: Omg you b***h you carolyn metzed me!

carolyn metzed by caribbean September 19, 2010