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Carnivorous

A scandalous scallywag whom creeps and crawls while high on crystal meth ; waiting and fending off imaginary skin bugs until their friend/peer/family/ or any individual at all to leave the vicinity. Once said person has exited - the treacherous reptilian wench (Likely named Chaz, Earl, Brandi, or Matilda) rummages with extreme slightly impressive haste and speed like Dobby with a whole pack of socks... leaving nothing behind, except crack dust, scabs, and broken Newports...

Usually only acquires petty change and broken power tools.. Just to forget the stolen goods whereabouts when they awaken after their 5 day binger.

They have NO Regerts
Person One: Yo did you see how fast crystal meth matilda rummaged Coach Mikes car?!

Person Two: Fuck yeah, I was gonna mind my business and look the other way but that carnivorous squirrel necked dickhead fucking left scabs all over my Tuna Sandwich! Now I'm calling the Popo

Person One: -.-

**Pew Pew
by CarnivorousDelithes April 7, 2023
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staircase carnivore

He had to watch footage of her being a staircase carnivore to believe it.
by Autyfoxx16 December 26, 2022
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Social carnivore

Someone who is hungry for and desperate for a social interaction with someone else.
Timmy - Greg won't stop asking me to hang out.

John - Its because he's a social carnivore Timmy.
by Your urban friend November 4, 2017
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Carnivore Bananas

The best song I’m existence.
Written by Dennis and Ethan, this song consists of a variation structure (a1 a2 a1 a3) and is one of the most important lives of music in modern history.
Some critics say it’s is even more monumental than “W.A.P” although some disagree, and say that it goes far further than that.
It is about a dystopian future when bananas rule the world and use humans as slaves. They have taken the humans’ feet, chicken, and even their soup.
It is a very sad tale, and even the uprising at the end failed, as the bananas already knew about their plans with the neucs….
Carnivore bananas, they be eating up your soup
by Polyethane November 4, 2021
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carnivorous forest

A big hairy bush on a woman, esp. dark haired. Looks like a forest and "eats" man meat.
I spent last nite sexploring my Greek girlfiend's carnivorous forest.
by screeb2 April 21, 2010
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Carnivorous Cooter

The nastiest and worst looking vagina man has ever seen. It looks like it could devour you and could possibly chew through her underwear. Some things are not meant to be seen!!!
The carnivorous cooter on this bitch looked like the killer plant from Little Shop of Horrors, “ feed me, Seymour” scared the shit out of me!
by Bamambalynn May 20, 2025
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carnivorous

meaning eccentric, exciting, cool

genuine expression of gratitude
“It would be so carnivorous if you came to Waffle House with me on Sunday”

“Isn’t this day just so carnivorous?”
by lemon_aid_9 March 24, 2024
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