*Drugs someone* Mom: "CALL THE COPS!" Drugger: "No, cardiovascular bronchitis has already taken over me."
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Get the one card short of a deck mug.1) The premise of Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's, which is a horrible abomination.
2) A VERY stupid idea. If TEXTING and driving can kill you/others, then playing a children's card game while doing so is going to wind up even worse.
2) A VERY stupid idea. If TEXTING and driving can kill you/others, then playing a children's card game while doing so is going to wind up even worse.
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Get the Cardiotaction mug.To make a stabbing motion towards your chest, directly over your heart. Named so, because it looks as though you are jerking off your heart's imaginary penis.
"I just finished watching Norbit and the Adventure of Pluto Nash, I want to kill myself." (Then proceeds with cardiomasterbation)
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It all started off as casual sex with the neighbor, but the next thing we knew it turned into a cardiorgasm.
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