cardiovascular bronchitis

Sickness inspired by Covid-B.

*Drugs someone* Mom: "CALL THE COPS!" Drugger: "No, cardiovascular bronchitis has already taken over me."

by onikas.gem January 26, 2022

one card short of a deck

Kinda nutty. A little crazy. Genetically speaking, simple.

Dick Cheney is one card short of a deck.

by Sandi68 April 28, 2006

Card Games on Motorcycles

1) The premise of Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's, which is a horrible abomination.

2) A VERY stupid idea. If TEXTING and driving can kill you/others, then playing a children's card game while doing so is going to wind up even worse.

I came..." "WHAT!?" "To this city..." "Oh" "To deliver a message." .... "Card Games on Motorcycles.

by A Good Pseudonym... August 19, 2010

cardioventricueeler

This means to fuck someone until they run out of breath.

i'm going to make her cardioventricueel tonight.
She suffered a cardioventricueeler that night!!!

by Deadpanleon123 March 19, 2017

Cardiotaction

Able to touch the hearts of others

The boys cardiotaction was evident when he consoled his sister

by Superkimchiwarrior March 17, 2020

Cardiomasterbation

To make a stabbing motion towards your chest, directly over your heart. Named so, because it looks as though you are jerking off your heart's imaginary penis.

"I just finished watching Norbit and the Adventure of Pluto Nash, I want to kill myself." (Then proceeds with cardiomasterbation)

by ihatecejay October 16, 2008

Cardiorgasm

The art of having sex for such an extended period of time that you feel as if you have been doing cardio. When the moment finally arrives and then passes, you realize you are a hot mess in need of a shower. Side effects may include chafing and possible rope/rug burns.

It all started off as casual sex with the neighbor, but the next thing we knew it turned into a cardiorgasm.

by Leethl June 17, 2011