oh he is a good capybara

just look how good he is, ohhhhhhhhhhhh... u little thing put your chin up so i can scratch your neck u wittle furball, then i will take my cock and fuck the shit out of this fucking huge guinea pig and make it guzzle my cum :)

oh he is a good capybara, i wonder if he is ready for what i got

by sexyfishpussylips December 10, 2020

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Frozen capybara

the act of repeatedly jizzing in a condom until filled, tying it off and putting it in the freezer to make a cüm Popsicle dildo. where's the capybara part? before use, roll it around in some lûbe and then into a pile of loose pubes. So cute and cuddly.

Me: that girl has such a hot vagina
Friend: give her the frozen capybara

by Huttttt January 7, 2025

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Brazilian Capybara

A filthy sex act where one partner lays flat in a warm bath while the other straddles their chest, shaves them smooth, and proceeds to sit on their face while nibbling on a peeled banana — all while making slow capybara noises. Bonus points if it’s done in a public hot tub and someone films it in vertical.

She asked for something exotic, so I gave her The Brazilian Capybara. Now the tub smells like regret and fruit salad.

by mr.sage July 21, 2025

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Jiggly Capybara

Originated from an obviously AI short video of a capybara on a plane, with an extraordinarily large belly, smacking and jiggling it blissfully. There are a few more instances of Jiggly Capybara appearing in different videos or images, but it is still extremely niche. You can say that it appears in real life, although, there is no real proof.

Yo, i just saw jiggly capybara hiding behind that door!

by Placeholding March 18, 2026

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Capibara

1)A large guinea pig found in someplace, about the size of a fat dog. But with no tail.
2)Offensive slang for a horse-
"Hey you Chestnut! Yeh you, you overgrown bitch of a capibara"

"Hey Dave! Did you get a load of the capibara! It looked like a large guinea pig found in someplace, about the size of a fat dog. But with no tail. It looked fucking stupid!"

by savage cabbage April 20, 2004

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