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castration gambling

A game where a challenge takes place (Like keeping the man from orgasming for 10-20 minutes) and a wager is made (cock, balls, or both). If the man loses the challenge, whatever is wagered is cut off.
GF: How would you like to do some castration gambling and lose that cock of yours?
by RandoFucker March 20, 2025
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Castration

You had better not have cut your fucking weiners of you assholes! I swear to fucking God I will kill the absolute shit out of you!
Hym "No, fuck you if you did a fucking castration to spite me I swear to fucking God I'm making robot dicks. That's my next fucking endeavor. 'Robot dicks for idiots' I'm calling it. If you cocksuckers did that I swear.... Rrrmmm. You motherfuckers. I am going to be pissed. You need to use your fucking shit-head right."
by Hym Iam July 9, 2025
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Castration

a traditional/religious surgical removal of a male's testicles, mostly this was performed on some parts of the Middle East, or whatever place on the world.

Castration is more like a vasectomy but instead of removing a part that involves reproduction, it cuts a major part of the male reproductive system.

Fortunately, animals are instead performed castration.
What a bummer! My ancestors got castration!
by anonymous October 15, 2025
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Virtual Castration

Part of speech:
Verb

Synonyms:

Friendzoned

Definitions:
1) to be neutered on a spiritual level

2) to be robbed of all form of masculinity or femininity by an individual often as a misplaced form of punishment for serving a supportive and helpful role in the person's life.

Unlike traditional forms or neutering or spaying, Virtual Castration or Friendzoning serves to remove all sexuality from the victim only for one individual. This only makes the victim appear genderless to one individual, other individuals will still be capable of seeing the victim as a sexual creature.

However, this capability of seeing the virtually castrated as they truly are is not without its prerequisites. The individual seeing the victim must meet three criteria. They must a) have their priorities in order, b) know what a healthy relationship looks like, and c) not be a complete fucking idiot.
Example One: As a reward for all of her endearment, support, love, tenderness, and caring, Patsy was awarded by being Friendzoned.

Example Two: Due to Suzie's lack of understanding of a healthy relationship dynamic, she continuously Friendzoned those who could have provided the supportive structure she truly needed.

Example Three: Some day you'll find someone with their priorities in order, and won't get Friendzoned. Don't Give Up Hope.
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Example: Due to Suzie's lack of understanding of a healthy relationship dynamic, she would have those who could have provided the supportive structure she truly needed undergo Virtual Castration through Friendzoning.
by Coug737 November 3, 2018
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Social Castration

The destruction of people’s ability to become socially mature through generations due the increasingly overprotective way we raise our children.
Person 1: I wasn’t allowed to play on the streets in my suburban neighborhood ever when I was a kid!
Person 2: Sounds like social castration!
by gooffahh September 11, 2022
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Medicinal castration

A herbal remedy for women and children for all ages pre year 2004 where you remove the penis head and the testes of the judges who hurt you by admitting the amount of nuclear weapons in America with your families 21000 welding gas containers scares you more than world wars a search quested for my every illegal black kid.
Women's rights was medicinal castration, chemical warfare and spermacide
by Cody5050 December 20, 2022
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ballistic castration

-How did he lose his balls?

-He performed ballistic castration on himself.
by Dudeman338 April 5, 2023
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