An old and overweight man, typically between 47 and 53 years old, who actively pretends to have forgotten their groupon password. Usually these men are grossly misshapen, and hide their groupon passwords in order to hide their past illicit and secretive groupon purchases.
Yo! Did you hear Jim was being a total Groupon Caper! I heard him and Paul where at at the spa last week; he hid his password though so they're chillin'.
by Omniglot23 October 7, 2020
Get the groupon capermug. by Victorish Seal Mousse May 13, 2018
Get the Caperingmug. Married A Woman Of Grace Married To Mobb Like I Don't Ever Snitch Or Rat Tell My Story In Fine Print Graduation Of The Game Of Life In A Mission To Be The Greatest Ever Done In One Headline Christopher D. Capers Born 03/16/1083
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by #Lawceyana Cris June 6, 2021
Get the christopher capersmug. A sexy chiropractor named Capers Zentmeyer. He'll wear penny loafers on the job and turn his hat sideways and fuck my pussy until I bleed in the sheets. ;)
by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022
Get the Capers Zentmeyermug. by ElectraHerz February 2, 2022
Get the Capersmug. A flower bud that’s found primarily in the Mediterranean region. They grow in the ocean, mostly around coral reefs. Because of global warming and the shrinking/death of the coral reefs around the world, capers are considered endangered. The ocean gives them their salty flavor. Next time you eat capers, think about saving the ocean.
Girl: Damn these are some salty capers! Where’d they come from, the ocean?
Boy: Actually, yes! They’re grown on the coasts of the Mediterranean Sea!
Boy: Actually, yes! They’re grown on the coasts of the Mediterranean Sea!
by caperbot12 January 24, 2020
Get the Capermug. by Savagedee August 27, 2018
Get the Capermug.