russian candy cane

A sexual act involving a male and a female having a sexual intercourse while the female is on her menstrual period. This causes the penis to be red with blood. The next step is the male ejaculating causing his penis to be white with sperm. Now that the penis is red and white and resembles a candy cane, the female proceeds to suck the penis like a candy cane.

Last night Olivia sucked my Russian Candy Cane. It felt so awesome.

by badgerman5566 May 7, 2010

rusian candy cane

When a man fucks a girl in the anus until she bleeds, and pulls out so he has cum, blood, and crap all over his cock, a rusian candycane.

I fucked Sarah so hard last night, i got a rusian candy cane

by HOTTTTIE October 28, 2006

The Russian Candy Cane

You punch a girl in the face, to make her nose bleed, while you cum all over her face.

That girl's face never looked the same after she got the Russian Candy Cane on Christmas Eve.

by Charlie & Meg March 6, 2011

candy cane child

someone who completly obsesses over the White Stripes like enough to scare me

my sister is a candy cane child... god help me!!!!!!!!

by Donna October 27, 2003

candy cane dandruff

Excessive bits, shards, and particles of candy dust that result from the process of unwrapping a new and pristine or broken-in-the-wrapper candy cane. The release of said particles is perpetuated by the additional cracking and/or further breakage of said candy cane.

Melissa: Did you see Robert today? His shirt's covered with so much dandruff! Doesn't he ever wash his hair?!

Sue Anne: Silly Melissa! ((eye roll inserted here)) That's not head dandruff. Robert's on a candy cane binge. All those boxes he got on clearance sale after Christmas... those white flakes and dust all over his shirt and desk is candy cane dandruff.

by Tsarstepan November 22, 2011

candy cane rimjob

Where you stick the straight part of a candy cane into the receivers butthole, so that when you are feasting on it you get a minty refreshment with each lick.

Adam: Did you eat out Sara yesterday?
Mathis: yeah and she let me give her a candy cane rimjob as well.

by Egdets18 January 14, 2016

Russian Candy Cane

A used condom filled with alternating layers of period blood and male excrement--you know which one I'm talking about--which is then frozen and used as a dildo.

Guy 1: So, I heard Yuri taught Yvette how to make a Russian Candy Cane...
Guy2: What's a Russian Candy Cane?
Guy1: Take a knee, son. I'm gonna tell you a story...

by Quadrasaurus Rex March 3, 2016