Calvinitis

A syndrome commonly associated with people who find the toilet a place to rush or be rushed upon, often leading to inadequate wiping or no wiping at all. This generally causes the smearage of dingleberries on, and around the anus.

'I was taking a shit when my phone rang, no time to wipe, left me with calvinitis for the rest of the day.'

by onearmninja March 4, 2009

Calvin

Calvin is the greatest person that one can meet. Calvin is nice, tall, social, awesome, and secretly a god

Man, have you met Calvin

by scienceoffate June 19, 2018

calvin

a unit of 5 minutes

It was 1 calvin before the bell and the day already was bad.

by Verthicha January 5, 2014

Calvin

The best guy out there but his biggest issue is his forehead , he really needs to fix that!

"Calvin" has a massive forehead

by GeileKontSex December 2, 2019

Calvin

He is a thot

You see Calvin over there?
You mean the thot?
Yeah

by ItsEchoRiot February 16, 2019

Calvin

That one kid that nobody fucking likes. A pure loser, moron and a faggot. He eats Panera soup in the middle of spring, loves sucking big cock, sucks at lacrosse, is dumb as fuck, and is the epitomy of failure. He's annoying, and really shouldn't be alive.

"How are you bro?"
"I was fine, but some dumbass Calvin ruined my day"

by Aph111 April 28, 2022

Calvin

Someone who's not good at league

HOLY SHIT WHY ARE YOU SO SHIT. YOU'RE SUCH A CALVIN

by !uoy on August 26, 2018