Cake

A Food Made from Ingredients such as Flour, Sugar, Butter, Etc. It'll Also include Frosting Unless Your weird.
You could also Get 1 for yourself If It's your birthday.

Person 1: Hey Have you tried my Vanilla Cake?

Person 2: No but I think I will in a bit.

by The_Actual_Definition January 28, 2023

Cake

A delicious food that can be any flavour of your choice they can also be decorated with fondant or edible foods shaped like anything. People usually eat cake when they are celebrating or might just eat it at home.

Yum that Cake looks delicious! Can I have vanilla?

by Emerald Star November 27, 2020

Cake

1. The most mintywickedawesome band ever
2. A woman's vagina

I put my face down in the cake, my feet were failing in a lake

by Angie Sanan December 9, 2003

Cake

In the game Portal, you only get cake if you don't accept your fate to be burned alive after completing the scientific parcours (after all you've been promised cake and you don't like being lied to!), but to free yourself from that situation and destroy the system that held you captive (also as revenge for your beloved weighted companion cube!); for only then do you get cake.

So, saying that someone didn't get any cake means he can't look behind things, is naive and accepts his fate like a lamb going to the slaughter house.

"That guy's so dumb. He sure as hell didn't get any cake."

by StripTheSoul June 2, 2008

Cake

A common misspellation of "Caek."
See "caek."

Person 1: Hey, I want some Cake!
Person 2: Don't you mean Caek?
Person 1: Oh, yeah...
Person 2: *Bitch slaps Person 1 for being an idiot*

by Bob Smith February 25, 2005

Cake

1. A delicious pastry, usually served in celebration of one's birrthday.
2. Slang for money.
3. An awesome band who I looooooooooooooooove.
4. Something unattainable in the game Portal.

1. I ended up puking in the bathroom at 3:00 am because I ate too much cake.
2. "Put the cake in the bag before I blow your fucking brains out!"
3. I just put a new CAKE song on my iPod (The Distance, BTW).
4. THE CAKE IS A LIE.

by Mr. Mooooooooooooooooo May 28, 2009

Cake

Like booty or an ass. Usually a very nice one.

Tbh// Cake 😍

by Alyssa_Craigie April 4, 2015