caviar

-noun: a classy woman who is considered to be untouchable & flawless. That woman who seems too good to be true. Gorgeous & beautiful, both inside & out. She’s the one a lucky man would take home, not to sleep with, but rather to meet his parents. The forbidden fruit for asymptotes. She does not & will not date just anyone, much less submit to any sexual favors. Antonym for nugget.

The caviar makes all men break their necks, at least twice.

Nuggets tremble at the sight of a caviar. They know they are no match for her.

Asymptotic dude: I think that caviar is just too perfect for me. Even if I decide to go back to college, earn a degree & end up rich, she will still never get with me.

Lucky dude: That’s the caviar I want my family to meet.

by paopao89 November 30, 2010

Caviar smeg

A long long time ago when Calum Wigball decided to leave Liverpool and be rich and eat wagyu steak every day for breakfast and caviar he decided to get rid of his old Smeg and change to caviar smeg because he is a dirty wool

Shut the f*** up Callum you have caviar smeg

by Domthedestroyer123 March 17, 2022

Red Sea Caviar

It defines an act of oral-vaginal sexual contact between an actively menstruating woman and her partner whereby the partner slowly sucks and swallows the menses until he/she identifies the ovum, catches it between his/her teeth and savors it before consumption.

Playa, I paid 2000 dollars to sit in on a Red Sea high tide. Spent 3 hours fine tooth combing that oyster before hitting that Red Sea Caviar. Go gargle your poor-ass-50-dollars-a-gram Beluga shit.

by Dad's still gon' for smokes June 9, 2021

Cabaret

One of the most rad musicals ever, especially if done by the BTWHSPVA Entertainers.

also adjective:

super cool and dramatic

Whoa. That movie was so Cabaret!

by McLizzieTheSurgeon April 22, 2006

Caviar

Caviar is fish eggs that rich people eat because they are to busy rolling in their grimy cash to realize how disgusting it is to eat fish eggs!

Person 1: Did you see that snob eating caviar?
Person 2: Ew, yeah. Might as well be eating puppies!

by caviarisICKY:P May 5, 2010

Alabama caviar

white gravy, also know as country style gravy. sometimes found with chunks of sausage in it.

Those rednecks over there eat biscuits smothered in Alabama Caviar.

by Lonnie Lee November 20, 2006

Cabaret

An old name for a stripclub.

Hey i heard there was a new cabaret in town,maybe theres some sexy girls there to take there top off for us.

by dimp June 11, 2006