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crypto mangal

A person of Bulgarian descent who has a somewhat darker skin color. Is usually hypocritically racist towards Romani people and supports Hitler and other right-wing ideologues without realizing that he would be seen as racially inferior by the average Nazi.
Petko keeps acting like a Nazi and making terribly offensive comments about ethnic minorities. He doesn't seem to realize that racist people in other countries would treat him the exact same way as he treats minorities in his own country. A typical crypto mangal.
by Lonx Joy Joy October 11, 2019
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Crypto Vampire

A Crypto Vampire is a type of sociopathic internet troll,similar to a psychic vampire (one who feeds on the life force energy of others)The difference being a crypto vampire uses the internet and social media as their hunting ground.
Using gang stalking tactics,psychological operations as well as occult tactics to create controversy and discord in various online communities.
These individuals are known to have a multitude of alternate online identities and sock puppet accounts.
Which they utilize to manipulate their prey and create the illusion that there is a group of individuals involved.
Many times there will be two opposing identities,one posing as a friend or ally,for the purposes of gas lighting
while another or others are simultaneously attacking,threatening,and gangstalking the victim.
The purpose of this is to illicit an emotional/energetic response or "trigger" the victim

which the Crypto Vampire then feeds on.If the victim does not realize they are being targeted the eventual outcome
is a psychological breakdown of the victim and in some cases a delusional state of psychosis.
Kind of like a Sociopath for the digital age.
I'm telling you,you need to cease all contact with Thomas,you can't trust anything he says he's a total Crypto Vampire.
by Hog Belly August 6, 2019
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crypto-biology

Noun.
The study of strange, unusual and or otherwise mythic creatures.
i.e. cryptids
"What is it called when a bunch of dorks talk about dragons, unicorns and pokémons?
crypto-biology."
by crypto-biologist April 22, 2017
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Crypto Years

Like a "dog year" represents seven human years, a "Crypto Year" represents one day in the cryptocurrency space.
Dang, Bitcoin is so wild I made $3000 in the last 7 Crypto Years.
by VerySeriousBiz December 1, 2017
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crypto run

Kind of like bank run, where you want to change your money into cash, but in crypto run you change your money into cryptocurrency such as bitcoin. However, how can you do that if/when it is not possible in the cashless future? In such a dystopian future, cryptocurrencies like Bitcoin provide a safety net to this.
Can't do a bank run? Try crypto run!
by Satu Nakkimotti April 22, 2020
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Crypto-fetish

When a person particularly a writer has a fetish they don't want to outright state but influences them to a notable degree
Person 1: Bro what the hell was the latest epsiode of Rick and morty

Person 2: i dont know, dan harmon has a crypto-fetish for incest
by Miami the stranger February 4, 2023
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Crypto Twitter

Crypto twitter is a sub community on twitter full of mentally ill cartoon and anime picture degenerates that give each other financial advice about various crypto topics.
I went on Crypto Twitter last night and my feed was full of inversebrah screenshots, Cobie giving people a 👍 after ratioing them, and various candle stick charts all saying the same thing in different ways! It was wonderful.
by Bengreen927 February 21, 2023
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