Crunch

To crunch one's balls

Andrew:Hey Joe!

Joe: What?
Andrew Crunch Time!
Joe:FUCKkKkKK

by RoyalMotherFucker September 15, 2018

crunch it

To work out, especially to lift weights.

Mostly a California bro expression, brought into the public eye by Will Ferrell in "A Night at the Roxbury".

Doug: So...I guess we're on a break from work.

Steve: Uh, yeah, looks like it....

Doug: Wanna crunch it?

Steve nods purposefully and the two men strut off.

by Emili000000000000 June 14, 2016

Crunch

When you hear a crunch

Crunch

Crunch

by Bigjill69420 August 29, 2020

crunching

to be a major tool, fag, queer

a cruncher is a person who wears hair gel cut off tshirts and flatbilled hats on backwords, and can always be found wearing oversized glasses.

brent, look at that cruncher, what a faggot. he thinks he's crunching but he's just gay.

by crunch hater 45 July 7, 2009

Crunch

A crunch may be referred to the act of masturbation or wanking

Boy1: that girl is fit
Boy2: i may just have to go crunch over her

by gablehallstudent February 22, 2010

Crunch

Eating lunch w/ some people in conjunction w/ getting wasted.

Hence, Crunk Lunch

I went over to John's house for some crunch.

by Jballintegrity December 28, 2005

crunching

To get crunked around lunch time

theres a rough crunching seshion going down at fuell's....bbq with a side of keg stands.

by fuell December 28, 2005