To refer to oral stimulation of the male genetalia used in cases when someone is just acting foolish.
Dude: I'm about to catch that crucial muggin earmuffs tonight man
Dude 2:Huh?!
Dude: You know man, that bop son.
Dude 2:Huh?!
Dude: You know man, that bop son.
by Pville69 November 24, 2007
Get the crucial muggin earmuffsmug. When my boy Donnie goes to a club in D.C. with no cab money to get home, then has a female that is overweight come pick him up, and drive him home!
Dude, it is 2:45 AM and I am drunk off my ass, it is time for the Crucial Late Night Fat Girl Pick up!
by Gin February 27, 2004
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Having sex with your friends girlfriend is definitely a crucial conflict.
Having sex with someone who has an STD , is also a crucial conflict
Having sex with someone who has an STD , is also a crucial conflict
by Black wisdom November 12, 2017
Get the Crucial conflictmug. Term often used between multiple partners to alert the individual of an attack from the rear usually pertaining to a zombie outbreak.
Todd: "I'm doin' so awesome, nothin' can stop us now!!"
Jack: "TODD!! Check your crucial 6!!"
Todd: " Thanks man, that zombie almost mounted me from behind!!"
Jack: "TODD!! Check your crucial 6!!"
Todd: " Thanks man, that zombie almost mounted me from behind!!"
by Gnomerer December 21, 2010
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Unless your making pickles, cucumbers are not crucial so this is a saying when you declare something as not necessary.
As Mary was getting ready for her job interview, she realized that she had neglected to brush up on her Spanish. As this job required no language other than French, she calmed herself and realized her concerns were as crucial as cucumbers.
by von groovy August 9, 2024
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