The all-too-common and totally-erroneous satellite-generated map-instructions that necessitate getting your vehicle hauled out of a lake, direct you to a non-existent road through a swamp or dense forest, etc.
I took a shortcut that my TomTom claimed was a viable road, but it turned out to be a rough dead-end dirt track that's been completely washed out in the middle for nearly thirty years --- talk about some totally G.B.S. coordinates! Why don't they do some bleepin' UPDATING of their maps once in a while???
by QuacksO September 30, 2018
Get the G.B.S. coordinatesmug. Must be a decent job if you don't try to get a female to let you touch her ties without asking first, all because you're the offensive coordinator for the such and such team.
Damn, the guy was an offensive coordinator, everything was coming his way, then he goes to Mexico and gets fired for groping someone there. There must be something else wrong with a vacation like that.
by Snowboy Jr. December 17, 2022
Get the Offensive coordinatormug. A TSA practice whereby a female agent facilitated a fellow male agent's groping of male passengers' genitalia.
by uncoordinatedgroping April 14, 2015
Get the coordinated gropingmug. by Wahbam Kam November 21, 2021
Get the coordinizemug. Pickjng up girls in bars and frequent masturbation can both be categorized as forms of exercise to increase neuropenile coordination
by D Flawless November 13, 2021
Get the Neuropenile coordinationmug. 
Get the Your exact coordinatesmug. The glorified professor’s secretary at university research groups. A position or job title within university research groups often held by a Ph.D. graduate who is not competent enough for real science and instead of being fired, has been assigned tasks of academic purgatory.
by Gaspacho91 August 11, 2020
Get the scientific coordinatormug.