Christmas claused

Verb. To subtly add an article or clause to an agreement, contract or bill without the notice or recognition of the other party.

Rueben: *sob sob sob* "Baby come back to me! I'll give you anything!"
Victoria: "Don't cheat on me again!"
Reuben: *sob sob sob* "Okay okay!"
Victoria: "Take me out on dates!"
Reuben: *sob sob sob* "Okay okay!"
Victoria: "Let me sleep with your father!"
Reuben: *sob sob sob* "Okay okay!"
*later*
Orpheus: "Yo Reuben, your girl totally slept with your father!"
Rueben: "Awwww shit! I just remembered she Christmas claused me! I guess it's aight."

by tickalishhh December 16, 2009

wills classen

the absolute man, no matter what the fuck's happined,peeps still like his, enough said

you just wish you were him

by ? May 27, 2003

wills classen

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THEIRS NOTHING LIKE GOOD FRIENS
i thing were even now
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by dow n out June 4, 2003

wills classen

no

the complete obasite

by w May 23, 2003

classidied

classi is a duck/platypus thing that died when a certain person said "classidied" and is remembered whenever someone says the word classified

Oh no classidied, I'm so sad!

by Steve February 28, 2004

CLASSERS

Caitlin and Alizas dancing group. they are wayy better then the lancers. they have style and know how to shake what their mamma gave them.

the best dancers on the east coast

by APclassers May 14, 2005

classeration

Any cut resulting in severe bleeding, or necessitating the need for stitches, at any cultural event, including but not limited to the opera, an art gallery, or a Dixie Chicks concert.

The emergency response team arrived at the Sidney Opera House only to find that Sheila Koalawanker had suffered a life threatening classeration caused when during a particularly poignant performance of Fiddler on the Roof, the bow of the 1st violonist became a ballistic and travelled through Sheila's carotid artery.

by Roger Hightower June 25, 2008