Chonker

A molecular substance found in crude oil that is insoluable in n-heptane. Their large molecular weight and complexity, as well as their unwilingness to partake in chemical reactions as well as in physical exercise qualifies them as Chonkers.

Dudeeee did you know what intramoleculare force that Chonker (Asphaltene) packs in that bitumen?

Yeah, those Chonkers are really important for our streets.

by RudeOil September 10, 2021

Chonker

A little person named LANA; according to the CCC

LANA is a little CHONKer

by hello demons it’s ya boo November 4, 2020

Chonker

A molecular substance found in crude oil that is insoluable in n-heptane. Their large molecular weight and complexity, as well as their unwilingness to partake in chemical reactions as well as in physical exercise qualifies them as chonkers.

Dudeeee did you know what intramoleculare force that Chonker (Asphaltene) packs in that bitumen?

Yeah, those Chonkers are really important for our streets.

by RudeOil September 10, 2021

Chonker

An endearing term used to refer to a victim of animal abuse.

Awww, look at that morbidly obese cat. He's such a chonker.

by Brekker January 7, 2023

CHONKer

a little person names LANA; according to the CCC

LANA is a little CHONKer and no one can do anything about that

by hello demons it’s ya boo November 4, 2020

Chonker

An abnormally large man; severely and dangerously obese

Oi mate, you're a fuckin' chonker you are!

by Harvester2069 January 29, 2022

Chonker

When you rip a chainsaw but you have a nasty orgasm because your anal beads fall out

I’m grounded because I did a chonker in class yesterday

by Pepe inhaler June 1, 2020