THATS A CHONKER AND A HALF DAMMNNN!
by RoccsAreCool May 3, 2021
Get the Chonkermug. by YodielandEnthusiast July 25, 2024
Get the Chonkeredmug. 
A molecular substance found in crude oil that is insoluable in n-heptane. Their large molecular weight and complexity, as well as their unwilingness to partake in chemical reactions as well as in physical exercise qualifies them as Chonkers.
Dudeeee did you know what intramoleculare force that Chonker (Asphaltene) packs in that bitumen?
Yeah, those Chonkers are really important for our streets.
Yeah, those Chonkers are really important for our streets.
by RudeOil September 10, 2021
Get the Chonkermug. by hello demons it’s ya boo November 4, 2020
Get the CHONKermug. A cat that is large. Not necessarily because of abusive owners. Stop judging people, you stupid cunt.
The owner of a chonker may have recently adopted the cat. Or they may be forgetful when it comes to feeding. In any event, it's not always the fault of the (current) owner when a cat is massive. But go ahead and just assume the worst. Maybe get a more positive mindset and you'll be less of a douche.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 19, 2024
Get the Chonkermug.