Dog induced chlamydia

Sexual intercourse with pets, including dogs, can cause this

Did you hear about Noah Riffle? Yea he licked his dogs butt and got dog induced chlamydia

by Donkeytoot August 19, 2022

Chlamydia

A type of std

I got chlamydia from my gf
Imma die from chlamydia

by Civsiv October 8, 2019

Chlamydia

a sexuality in which one is attracted to males, females and non binaries

abigail: i’m chlamydia!
izzie: isn’t that an sti
abigail: no
amy: no
isla: no
izzy: no
jodi: no
izzie: oh okay

by ifuckinghatemyselflol September 30, 2018

Anglo saxon chlamydia

Literally means anglo saxon chlamydia

Do you think the anglo saxons played bean boozle?
No i think they were more preocupied with anglo saxon chlamydia...

by courgettebluebellsandmore November 28, 2023

Chlamydia

deez nuts

Damn bro i have "Chlamydia"

by NathanChef January 26, 2022

cringe chlamydia

A bacterial disease where the bacteria is cringe
Being overwhelmingly cringed out

Middle School pictures give me a cringe chlamydia!

by florencezoo April 10, 2022

Chlamydia Country

A typical “lads holiday” country where chlamydia is often contracted. A place where sex fuelled teenagers go to get some puss.
Can be shortened to clap country

“Bro, I’ll never go back to that clap country, Ibiza. I came back riddled with it.”

“You ever been to that chlamydia country, Magaluf. When I returned I had to see several doctors.”

by Clonkobum March 26, 2024