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cringe chlamydia

A bacterial disease where the bacteria is cringe
Being overwhelmingly cringed out
by florencezoo April 10, 2022
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Chlamydia Country

A typical “lads holiday” country where chlamydia is often contracted. A place where sex fuelled teenagers go to get some puss.
Can be shortened to clap country
“Bro, I’ll never go back to that clap country, Ibiza. I came back riddled with it.”

“You ever been to that chlamydia country, Magaluf. When I returned I had to see several doctors.”
by Clonkobum March 26, 2024
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Chlamydia

The definition of chlamydia is a boy names Brendon herring from boy Texas. He’s a cheating, lying bastard. He cheated on his gf with like 6 girst and gave then all chlamydia. He is... the... definition... of... chlamydie.
Brendon herring has given almost 10 girls chlamydia. He is the definition of chlamydia.
by Smd66420 April 23, 2019
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Dog induced chlamydia

Sexual intercourse with pets, including dogs, can cause this
Did you hear about Noah Riffle? Yea he licked his dogs butt and got dog induced chlamydia
by Donkeytoot August 19, 2022
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Chlamydia

I got chlamydia from my gf
Imma die from chlamydia
by Civsiv October 8, 2019
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chlamydia

A disease you contract when:
A) your significant other makes you wear cat ears every fuckin day
B) you walk in on your younger sibling(s) watching Peppa Pig, Bluey, Blue's Clues, ect.
C) you realize that in less than four years, some videos on YouTube will say "20 years ago"
D) you notice a bigass rat in your basement while watching Breaking Bad
"Damn cuh, I think I got down with chlamydia. Imma go knock back a shot glass full of triflic acid.
by pissjug97 August 5, 2022
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Chlamydia

Damn bro i have "Chlamydia"
by NathanChef January 26, 2022
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