1. A form of degree used in order to make sure children are not enjoying themselves. Stands for Certified Buster of Shit. Parents must qualify by passing 150 question Series CBS examintation, at any Thomson Prometric Testing Center.
by Blair/Chris June 28, 2005
by fred alberto June 30, 2007
An acronym for "Cold Bed Syndrome".
This is the singles' disorder, where one cannot go to sleep unless someone is there next to them.
Cold Bed Syndrome is most common during the first few months of new-found singledom, but is also common among those who have been single for extended periods of time; especially when said single person has many friends who are in relationships.
The contrary to this would be HBS, or "Hot Bed Syndrome", which is most common among those who are in unhappy relationships and would rather lose sleep than to sleep next to their counterpart.
This is the singles' disorder, where one cannot go to sleep unless someone is there next to them.
Cold Bed Syndrome is most common during the first few months of new-found singledom, but is also common among those who have been single for extended periods of time; especially when said single person has many friends who are in relationships.
The contrary to this would be HBS, or "Hot Bed Syndrome", which is most common among those who are in unhappy relationships and would rather lose sleep than to sleep next to their counterpart.
by Abe417 September 08, 2010
CBS = Cash,Bag and Shag
Abbreviation that ballers use while speaking with the boys before a night out, holiday..etc
Abbreviation that ballers use while speaking with the boys before a night out, holiday..etc
by CBS July 04, 2014
by J September 29, 2004
by Nebuchadnezzar March 16, 2005
Short for Clothed Baby Syndrome. 99.99% of babies are born naked aka Naked Baby Syndrome (NBS) but 00.01% are born with cloths on (CBS) fully dressed. Differs depending on status where you could be born with rags on or Gucci.
Job 1:21 (while Job cries out in his suffering) “Naked I came from my mothers womb, naked I will depart…”
“Not me Job, I was born with CBS my dude. I guess we all suffer in our own ways”
“Not me Job, I was born with CBS my dude. I guess we all suffer in our own ways”
by Stresemann's Bristlefront November 23, 2021