Carnivorous Cheeks

When a female's pants wedgie in between her gluteal muscles.

"Did you see how Sadie's ass ate up her leggings? That is one pair of carnivorous cheeks."

by TesticuloTheSexGod April 2, 2023

Carnivorous

A scandalous scallywag whom creeps and crawls while high on crystal meth ; waiting and fending off imaginary skin bugs until their friend/peer/family/ or any individual at all to leave the vicinity. Once said person has exited - the treacherous reptilian wench (Likely named Chaz, Earl, Brandi, or Matilda) rummages with extreme slightly impressive haste and speed like Dobby with a whole pack of socks... leaving nothing behind, except crack dust, scabs, and broken Newports...

Usually only acquires petty change and broken power tools.. Just to forget the stolen goods whereabouts when they awaken after their 5 day binger.

They have NO Regerts

Person One: Yo did you see how fast crystal meth matilda rummaged Coach Mikes car?!

Person Two: Fuck yeah, I was gonna mind my business and look the other way but that carnivorous squirrel necked dickhead fucking left scabs all over my Tuna Sandwich! Now I'm calling the Popo

Person One: -.-

**Pew Pew

by CarnivorousDelithes April 7, 2023

Teriyaki Carnivore

(adjective, noun) A name for someone who eats a lot of meat and never looses his/her sweet, fine ass.

Melissa will always be a Teriyaki Carnivore, as long as she doesn't eat too much ice cream and Chick-fil-a french fries.

by Christy Jennings January 14, 2008

carnivorous forest

A big hairy bush on a woman, esp. dark haired. Looks like a forest and "eats" man meat.

I spent last nite sexploring my Greek girlfiend's carnivorous forest.

by screeb2 April 21, 2010

staircase carnivore

Giving brain on a stairwell.

He had to watch footage of her being a staircase carnivore to believe it.

by Autyfoxx16 December 26, 2022

Carnivore

A lesbian who eats out a carnival worker that is female.

Laura is carnivore.

by Lizlec August 4, 2021

Carnivorous Cooter

The nastiest and worst looking vagina man has ever seen. It looks like it could devour you and could possibly chew through her underwear. Some things are not meant to be seen!!!

The carnivorous cooter on this bitch looked like the killer plant from Little Shop of Horrors, “ feed me, Seymour” scared the shit out of me!

by Bamambalynn May 20, 2025