Californian Windpipe

The Californian Windpipe is a maneuver in which a female (or sometimes a male) puts any sort of flute, piccolo, wind blown instrument into either:

exhibit a; the vagina

or

exhibit b; the ass.
They then proceed to fart/queef and perform a somewhat artistic piece of work.
usually followed by excessive cleaning of the instrument,
or if it isn't theirs, placement back where it came from.
very difficult maneuver with very few masters.

Dude, i played Marry Had a Little Lamb by doing the Californian Windpipe.

Skill.
Was that before or after you pulled the Alabama Hot Pocket and Abraham Lincoln on that skank?

by [e-mail] September 15, 2009

True Californian

One who smokes tons of weed; a crackhead

Someone who is visibly high

Yo, I think Brian is a true Californian

by planah August 16, 2018

Californian Stretch

The act of stretching a persons butthole and putting both fists in until they Rosebud

Person 1: Hey bro what did you do last night

Person 2: I gave my girl the Californian Stretch

Person 1: Sounds like a fun night bro

by ASS_RAT September 21, 2021

Californian Drumset

Basically you and your partner both take a shit and you pick up the two pieces of shit and slap them off of your partners ass while screaming Californian Drumset

tim krul: do you want to do a Californian drumset

bill cosby: yes

by munkey nuts June 12, 2022

Facebook Californian

Someone from california who joins a group/becomes a fan of a large number of California related things just to show off that he/she is from California. This person is also one of the few people in California that actually uses the word"cali" and not as a joke to make fun of out-of-staters trying to sound cool.

bob: Alyssa just joined "I am from california therefore I am automatically cooler than you", "In-n-out...it's a cali thing", "we got more bounce in california", "In california we dont have snowdays, we have fireweeks" and "blah blah blah in california/it's a cali thing"

john: She's a facebook californian

by 8888883383555454 March 21, 2010

Difficult Californian

An individual who is from California, most likely to be female, that migrates to another State to prey on the local peoples. They tend to get involved romantically with someone that is in that State. Because of their ties to California, they would rather not be in the new State. So after warming up to their prey, they decide to break their heart and leave. After leaving they try to deny all feelings they expressed in that State as if nothing ever happened. Resulting in emotional distress in both the Californian and the prey.

Beware to those that are Asian, clever, has a nice body, or name is Brandon (especially Brandon, studies have shown they have a thing for Brandon's)

Difficult Californian: Good thing there is a 3 hour timezone difference between us!

Person: What it is 5 hours. Your ridiculous!!

Difficult Californian: Shut-up your stupid.*HICCUP* Excuse me.

Person: Man its like clockwork.

by Igrowcows March 02, 2010

Californian necktie

when someone slits another guys throat and pulls his toung out of his neck to make it look like a necktie

that guy hit on my girlfriend so i gave him a californian necktie

by Natalie J April 27, 2008