buttfuck tattoo

An ink design disfiguring the lower back. Low self-esteem, a need to be noticed and alcohol are the basic requirements before one is applied. Commonly done by strippers, porn stars and women over 30 trying to relive their 20's. These tattoos, that come in a variety of shapes and designs, gives a man something entertaining to look at other than the back of her head while buttfucking. A constant reminder of how shitty ones life is. It is highly likely that the Jerry Springer Show is where you may find your 15 minutes of fame.

My mom is the talk of the trailer park after she received her buttfuck tattoo.

by DoDad May 28, 2006

buttfuck nowhere

Seaforth, Nova Scotia

"Hey man where you from?"

"Seaforth, Nova Scotia"

"Man thats the middle of buttfuck nowhere!"

by Hermitinseaforth April 10, 2010

Buttfuck Idaho

Another way of saying "Middle Of Nowhere", generally implying a negative tone, and the Idaho reference because the state is seen as boring. Often used if some one lives in a boring area or they got lost going somewhere.

Ex 1

Guy 1: Dude, where are you? You're late
Guy 2: I took and wrong turn and ended up in Buttfuck Idaho

Ex 2

Girl 1: So you got anyplans for the weekend?
Girl 2: No, I live in Buttfuck Idaho

by Dusty Bannister March 8, 2007

Buttfuck Crazy Clown Rape

It's butt rape, but with crazy clowns. Also known as the greatest thing that could ever happen.

I wanted to experience a buttfuck crazy clown rape, so I went to the local costume shop, got a Mexican outside of Home Depot, and paid him a shiny nickel to do it.

All the kids are crazy about buttfuck crazy clown rape.

by Leet-Crazysnaps-Mcgee October 8, 2011

buttfuck lane

A secluded street that has no lighting whatsoever.

Dude, I know where you are! You're over there in buttfuck lane!

by xHugs January 1, 2016

Buttfuck AM

When you wake up earlier than anyone else in your time zone

I had to wake up at buttfuck AM for rowing practice

by Markynark May 11, 2019

buttfuck kentucky

Variation on a theme; identical in meaning to Buttfuck Egypt, buttfuck nowhere, etc. Mainly used in reference to rural towns or suburbs far removed from a city center.

"Dude, on the way home from that party I fell asleep on the bus and ended up in Buttfuck Kentucky."

by Kyosanshugi March 18, 2005