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burrito butthole

A phenomenon wherein the tortilla is so tightly wrapped around a burrito's filling that a structural weakness develops.

Eventually, the burrito's innards begin protruding from a thin point in the tortilla, causing the mixed juices of the burrito to seep out. The juices typically mimic a brown color and thin viscosity that resembles anal leakage. Hence, the resultant orifice of the burrito is referred to as a "burrito butthole".

Commonly manifested in the gargantuan San Francisco-style burritos served at Chipotle.
Person #1: "Oh no, I'm starting to get a burrito butthole."

Person #2: "Quick, suck on it before the juices start to escape!"

Person #1: (Sucks on burrito butthole)

Person #2: "Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about..."

Person #1: (Stops sucking on burrito butthole. Slowly begins walking away from Person #2.)
by Philo Sophie December 14, 2008
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burning daylight

Wasting time. Literally, losing valuable daylight hours (of which there never seem to be enough of).
C'mon! Get the lead out! We're burning daylight here!
by 1Spectre4U March 31, 2004
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Bangkok Burrito

1. a life changing experience.
2. a street food dish (Burrito) from the world famous World Street Kitchen (WSK) that features red curry chicken, fried rice, basil, cilantro and secret sauce.
i just got bangkok burrito'ed..... aka my life has changed.
by eatthesteet July 14, 2011
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Neato Burrito

The delicious phrase that succeeds the already tasty "cool beans."

1) Intended to be a replacement or an expansion upon "cool beans." According to the prophecy, all cool beans will eventually be made into neato burritos. Their fate is inevitable-- it is only a matter of time.

2) Means "cool" or "awesome," but can also be a form of approval or for closing a conversation in a simultaneously witty and dorky manner.
"Whoa, check that out!"
"Dang, that's neato burrito!"

"So I'll pick you up at 7?"
"Sounds good."
"Neato burrito."

"I just got an iPad!"
"Cool beans, man."
"Actually, it's 'neato burrito,' now."
"Shut the hell up, Matt."
" :( "
by Jon B-C January 25, 2014
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Burcin

Very sweet and has only one sibling always there for you however never jealous of you or one another very loving and just so kind.
Have you seen Burcin over there?
by Gamergamer1234 December 12, 2017
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burning tree's

Smoking some weed/herb/Cannabis.
We out here smoking fatties and burning tree's.
by JRooster June 27, 2016
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drown a burrito

Verb: to defecate - especially large single turds
Pardon me from this great first date, I have to go drown a burrito.
by AtomicFroman January 14, 2008
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