professional bullshitter

Someone who is so good at lying that you believe them even when you know they are probably lying.

Boy: I love you forever, I always have.

Girl: you always say that but then every time I believe you, you disappear.

Boy: I don't what got into me in the past i am so sorry. Honestly you are always on my mind. I promise I am not going anywhere this time.

Girl: you are a Professional Bullshitter how can I believe you.

Boy: because it's true this time and you feel it. I love you I do.

Girl: ya, I love you too.

A few days later Boy acts as though Girl doesn't exist.

by With Love chris June 29, 2016

Bata Bullshitter

A Trent University student who spends most of their time outside the Bata steps talking about things that they pretend to feel, dreams they won't chase, and hoping that staying in school will never allow them to confront their failure to chase their dreams head on.

T: I really want to have my own place, go to grad school, and really live for myself. It's all other peoples' fault that I can't accomplish these things.

N: Trust me, grad school's great. It's alot of fun...wonderful. I dream of being a prof, or just having sway over other peoples' fertile young imaginations because someone torched mine so long ago that it'll render me thoughtless to how I treat others permanently. Academics is the place for me.

Geez, there's alot of Bata Bullshitters out today

by camdamily October 15, 2008

Bullshitism

it's what makes up 95% of all Religion.

Bullshitism is what keeps idiots believing in Religion in the first place.

by NeMeSiSM66 October 8, 2004

bullshitless

1) The opposite of Bullshit
2) Straight to the point

Person 1: Woah, Look at that essay, It's so bullshitless and straight to the point!

by SaffronAmberSeda April 28, 2009

Bullshitism

When anything happens, reminds you of the word "bullshit"...

Tracher: paraphrase this...
Student A: bluh bluh bluhing bluh... (although a good answer)
Student B: (whispering) bullshit...
Teacher: That was buuuullshiiiit
Student B raising his hand: bullshitism gentlemen, Its called bullshitism

Teacher: ...!
(Even you reading this may simply say: bullshit!)

by VjForever May 13, 2016

bullshitter

someone who tells you all about their millions of castles all around the world, and their own island that no one else knows about, their 10000s of musical intruments that dont excist the list goes on and on and on...

in short- Dale blackburn

by mwahahaa November 8, 2004

Bullshitious

Bullshit but making it sound fancy.

"Did you hear that Justin got a girlfriend?"
"No, that is bullshitious!"

by Slim Chaddy December 8, 2013