Broseph Kony

Joseph Kony's super chill alter ego. Joseph Kony wasn't getting the attention he needed so he decided to get his swag on and smoke mad kush.

"Watch out bro, it's Joseph Kony, he'll enslave us as laborers."

" Nah dude thats Broseph Kony, we smoked a bowl or two the other day."

by furrystrawberry January 14, 2015

Brokephobia

The fear of being poor, broke, having no money, etc

He have brokephobia.

by Your mom september March 9, 2023

broseph

A derogatory term for a bad person who thrashes Jack Blacks chopper by throwing a very filling burrito.

Jack Black: What The hell BRO!
Ron Burgundy: Ohh that was a nasty spill you had there.
Jack Black: You just thrashed my chopper BROSEPH! The only thing I ever loved. Im gonna stomp your goofy ass!

by Ben P January 24, 2005

Broseph

1. A college educated, fraternity-oriented Caucasian male, usually ages 18-30, who spends his weekends wakeboarding/jetskiing and intentionally creating wakes from his speed boat to unset or flip crew shells, kayakers, and canooers; while doing so flashing the "hang-loose" hand gesture.

2. One who enjoys motorized watersports, drinking Pabst, wearing board-shorts/jams, playing obnoxiously loud gay music, and derives pleasure in being an asshole.

3. (especially) The person who posted the definition for wakeboarder.

Broseph #1: Dude! We just totally hardcore thrashed those crew bitches!

Broseph #2: Kick-ass!

by aka Dr. G October 29, 2006

Brosephry

The great skill of being able to come up with sweet Bro words or Bro names.
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Ronald: “What’s up Broaquin Phoenix?”
Marge: “Hahaha….wow I’ve never heard that one.”
Ronald: “What can I say? I have an advanced degree in Brosephry”

by Sammy Nutt March 11, 2011

broseph

A synonym for the word bro: a friend or acquaintance. bro can also be used as a prefix in words like brocuddle or broham

"yo broseph! you and the other brohams wanna brocuddle at the frat house?"

by Keith Spoelhof December 8, 2007

brosephus

A term of endearment, combining the terms broseph and bocephus. Originates from the nickname of Hank Williams, Jr. but can be used by-and-towards both Bocephus fans and non-fans alike. Similar to brocephus, but does not carry the same country music connotation. Female equivalent is "brosephusette".

This guy, he's my brosephus. This girl, she's my brosephusette.

by Henry Krinkle July 23, 2007