bovine spongiform encephalitis

Another, more-complicated name for mad-cow disease.

Just start talkin' about the outbreaks of bovine spongiform encephalitis and everyone'll think you're smart.

by Orion December 31, 2004

broviet

(1) A company of bros or sweet bros. See bro, sweet bro, fuck dude.
(2) Any group of bros, usu. partying, travelling, or living together.

Usage: monkeys have a troop, whales have pods, wolves have packs, and bros have broviets.

Etymology: from Russian "soviet"--group of proletarians.

15 minutes after the broviet entered the bar, every woman present had been hit on or groped at least 5 times.

The fight started when one bro accused a members of a different broviet of cock-blocking.

by Ksitigarbha September 28, 2007

celestial bovine

1) An ST/DM's best friend.

2) The solution to munchkins and bad player characters.

3) A flaming cow dropped from the sky onto someone as "divine punishment".

Upon meeting Jon's character, Anna's character stabbed him to death and took all his equipment without even an exchange of words. For this, I dropped a celestial bovine on her character, told her to make a new one, and transfer no expereince points.

by CerridwenStorms May 29, 2006

bromine

Brother of mine. Synonymous with bro, but can imply more sincerity.

Pronounced with a long "i", not with a long "e" as in the chemical element.

Thanks for the baseball tickets, bromine.

by Karl102 August 16, 2009

bovine necrofelching

The act of felching the anus of a dead cow.

Given a choice between shagging her and bovine necrofelching I'll take the sucking spunk out a dead cows arse thankyouverymuch!

by 5p4nd3xxx April 21, 2007

Bovine Ross

The definition of swag

Bovine Ross is the swaggiest furbolg of all time!

by sqwigggs March 3, 2021

bovine spongiform encephalitis

BSE (otherwise known as Bovine and Southernhemisphere Eejit disease) is a fatal, neurodegenerative disease of cattle (also known as Australians). This disease affects the structure of brain tissue and is fatal and untreatable. Very rarely BSE may arise spontaneously, (unless Australian, in which case it is hereditary, mandatory and expected) but more often it spreads in epidemic fashion.

Transmission of BSE occurs:

1. When healthy animals consume tainted tissues from others with the disease. Practices recently banned in many countries allowed this to occur.

2. When metal sculptors Megs and inky public receptacles Oolia are permitted to make evil pairings in the woods.

"See that snarling twitching sack of elbows? It can't help it. It's got the BSE... Barbeque anyone?"

by Ooolia October 15, 2004