broviet 

(1) A company of bros or sweet bros. See bro, sweet bro, fuck dude.
(2) Any group of bros, usu. partying, travelling, or living together.

Usage: monkeys have a troop, whales have pods, wolves have packs, and bros have broviets.

Etymology: from Russian "soviet"--group of proletarians.

15 minutes after the broviet entered the bar, every woman present had been hit on or groped at least 5 times.

The fight started when one bro accused a members of a different broviet of cock-blocking.

broviet by Ksitigarbha September 28, 2007

Broviet Union 

1. (n.) The act of two men joining in Broly matrimony, or, becoming very good new friends through getting totally shitcabined and making clouded decisions.

2 (n.) An unorganized, wild, messy territory, formerly attached to Russia, a site to which men make pilgrimage to for the purpose of bro-ing it up, more specifically getting drunk, partying, and engaging in risky feats of sport/sex with native women. A main exporter of dirtbikes, lacrosse equipment, Stoli ("Broli"), and rubbers

1. John-Henry : "Bro!!!! Did we just affirm the vows of our Broviet Union?

Lucas: "You know it Broseph! Now there's only one thing to do"

John-Henry: "Bro it UUUUUPPPPPP! Lets brotorboat these she-bro's!"

2. John-Henry: "Bro! Where where you last night, we had such a great time"

Lucas: "Sorry JH, I had to pick up my uncle Vlad at the airport, he just got in from the Broviet Union! He's such a bro, he needs to use scientific notation to write his sperm count!"

Broviet Union by Ben Dustman November 20, 2010

brovie 

A combo of Broski + Ovie (Ovechkin)

Its a term that hockey players or anyone who watches hockey calls thier friend or broski

Man 1: Yo Brovie you wanna go shoot some puck

Man 2: Hellz ya

brovie by Hckystar May 6, 2009

brovity 

A natural phenomenon by which bros intrinsically congregate. Modern science describes brovity using the general theory of brolativity in which brovitation is a consequence of the curvature of the space/bro fabric.

The curvature of the space/bro fabric is attributed to fact that a single bro has the propensity to naturally bend his relative locus. The bending of the space/bro fabric is a result of bromass. Under these circumstances, bros exert an attraction on one another.

*Empire State of Mind plays...*

Passerby: Whoa... what's going down at the Tau Phi Alpha house?

Another Passerby: I don't know... It's a Thursday night and there has to be at least 70 bros over there. What's the deal?

Speculative Onlooker: It's brovity. The universal law by which bros naturally exert an attraction to other bros. Three bros throw a beer social and in little time they'll attract more and more bros... Natural law my friends.

Passerby: Looks like a complete sausage fest.

brovity by Define Me! February 13, 2010

Brociety 

A group of three or more "bros" who would rather spend their time smoking cigarettes, playing lacrosse,drinking to the point of belligerence and talking about all the girls they get. They are usually surrounded by a group of girls hoping to mooch off their good looks and wealth. A very arrogant bunch.

I was going to leave the party but then the brociety showed up and I had to stay.

Did you notice how belligerently drunk the brociety got this weekend? And they still won in beer pong!

I really want to hook up with brociety, so I have to play hard to get.

Brociety by Herakles April 4, 2009

brovet 

Someone who was in the military and has been out for a minute, yet still speaks on military matters as if they are in. Often times complaining how the military is becoming “softer.”

Gate Guard: “I was scanning IDs and some Lt. Col Brovet tried to yell at me for accidentally not saluting him, and he said today’s soldiers have no respect.”

Sergeant: “better get used to it Private, it’ll never stop.”

brovet by Oldhead Gang August 19, 2021

broviate 

to talk at length to one’s bros. From ‘bro’ and ‘bloviate’.

Whenever he talks to me, he broviates.

broviate by uttam maharjan October 24, 2011