A boy who is very blonde and has pink eyes. He lives in Pennslyvania but he would rather live in Prague. He is very strange and likes to beat sticks together in random patterns which he thinks are beautiful but other people think are horrible. He has pet iguanas and lives all alone as a schizophrenic.
He has a cyber deer as a girlfriend and they have three children. His cyber deer girlfriend is very fertile. He is secretly in love with a trumpet player who is named Anna but she left him for a sheep named Meepers. He plays the tuba.
He has a cyber deer as a girlfriend and they have three children. His cyber deer girlfriend is very fertile. He is secretly in love with a trumpet player who is named Anna but she left him for a sheep named Meepers. He plays the tuba.
by Wishtyz July 01, 2009
by kxfsteve February 24, 2009
To have an accident that could have been avoided, to accidentally injure yourself or being prone to accidents and mishaps.
"Dude, i had a bit of a Brock while riding my bicycle the other day"
"I totally Brocked it when i hit that jump"
"Haha, you did a Brock"
"I totally Brocked it when i hit that jump"
"Haha, you did a Brock"
by Fizzle33 July 03, 2013
by IguessMan October 22, 2016
by BrockoliAndCheese April 07, 2019
brocks are the sexiest most handsome, funny people in the world. no matter if there straight or gay they have all the hoes. there great at gardening and have so many friends. if your friends with a brock you in the presence of a god
by brock the best gardener November 18, 2020