brocks are the sexiest most handsome, funny people in the world. no matter if there straight or gay they have all the hoes. there great at gardening and have so many friends. if your friends with a brock you in the presence of a god
by brock the best gardener November 18, 2020
Brock: verb \ˈbräk\; To Brock someone is to create a strong verbal agreement over a long period of time with an individual or group and then never follow through. A true Brock is when the "Brocker" does not answer their phone for days and has some wild story as to why they broke their promise.
A term with a hint of endearment often (but not always) attached to it, as it is usually reserved for unreliable friends, but friends nonetheless.
A term with a hint of endearment often (but not always) attached to it, as it is usually reserved for unreliable friends, but friends nonetheless.
"Zach was supposed to pick us all up to go to the bar, but he brocked us!"
"Where's my weed?"
"Umm... I got brocked..."
"Say whaaaaat?"
"Yea. He took the money and swore he'd be right back!"
Sounds like you're brockin ME!"
"Where's my weed?"
"Umm... I got brocked..."
"Say whaaaaat?"
"Yea. He took the money and swore he'd be right back!"
Sounds like you're brockin ME!"
by Picotori July 2, 2013
A selfish prick who always thinks of himself first and isn't afraid to hurt you to save himself. He is a narcissistic jerk who may be handsome but is a jerk to everyone.
by Thatboithatwasatthatpizzaplace April 16, 2017
Brock sucks. He is a mean female dog who is a player and a great influence for fuck boys. He thinks he is popular and really has no friends.
That girl over there is a Brock
by brocks enemy February 16, 2017
A very emotional person who always think they are right no matter what. Brock has an issue with very often using the victim card no matter the situation. Brock gets easily triggered/salty and always thinks he's above everyone when he is not.
by 4f7fk6zVxI December 4, 2017
A large clot of semen that bursts out of your penis, resulting from masturbating more than three times in the last 24 hours. Results in swelling of the scrotum and painful pissing for the next day.
Max: Dude, I just had my second brock of the day.
Chuck: Shit man, you gotta stop spanking your monkey.
Chuck: Shit man, you gotta stop spanking your monkey.
by Basungi July 8, 2011