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Brobots

Fucking brobots.
by Billy Goldtsein January 1, 2017
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Broox

A worthless piece of shit who is obsessed with things that should not be important.
bully: OH MY GOSH YOUR SUCH A FUCKING BROOX!
geek: yeah i know.
by Jacob mcfail June 23, 2011
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Brotox

The condition or the effect of being black and aging gracefully.
Nigga A Had Said : Damn Nigga. You lookin good for your age.
Nigga B Had Said : Das My Brotox at werk.
by Jarvis July 15, 2004
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Brobortion

When A Bro has brocrastinated so much that he now faces being kicked out of the circle of friends...a brotherly abortion...
bro #1 : Billy still hasn't come around he keeps brocrastinating

bro #2 : I know...it might be time for a brobortion
by Toafuckinganimalinstinct January 9, 2010
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Bro box

When you're a trendy dance club and it's crowded and filled with assholes wearing Armani Exchange and Ed Hardy and you're boxed in from all sides by them and can't escape the dance floor, you are stuffed in the bro box. May also be used as a verb. "Being bro boxed"
I spent 45 minutes in a goddamn bro box, didn't even get to dance with any girls, shitgoddamn
by ThisPartySucks September 10, 2010
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Brotox

Noun- the surgical improvement of the size, performance, or appearance of a male's penis. (Similar to botox.)
Jane: Oh my god, I heard Jeff's dick is 8 inches long!
Tori: Relax, its just because of the brotox.
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brotox

A portmanteau formed from bro and botox.

u inject brotox into the muscles u want to de-emphasize, its a new substance similar to botox (which paralyzes muscles for a number weeks - used for the face to reduce wrinkling), however brotox paralyzes muscles for only a few hours (it has a v.short half life) & is used for these kinds of matters. so u inject surrounding muscles which removes their involvement from the compound exercise leaving the target muscle uninhibited so it takes most of the load.

that way u can do any pulling moves u want, u dont have to worry about these funky variations where u look like ur taking a sh!t while focusing on mmc & all that rubbish
I just brotoxed my lats, now I can pull up using my glenohumeral-scapulac joint chain and not contribute to my internal rotation problems.
by tyciol January 25, 2011
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