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platonic bridge-salesman

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A crafty smooth-talker dude who initially claims to just want a "first base" friendship with a lady, but in reality is merely using this assertion as an "opener" to eventually getting into her pants.
Hot chick: Brandon claimed he just wants to take me for strolls hand-in-hand... yeah, right... sounds like da classic "platonic bridge-salesman" pitch to me --- I've seen how he looks at me whenever I wear a swimsuit or a sun-dress!
by QuacksO March 6, 2017
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concrete bridge support

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Meaning 'Thick' (because concrete bridge supports are thick....)
Steve Clipperton still thinks that Brexit is a good idea, thus 90% of the UK public think Steve Clipperton is a concrete bridge support.
by DarkSparkz June 21, 2022
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The act of inserting a pool cue into a woman’s anus, after which you begin receiving oral sex from her bent over. Then completing a pool shot using the woman as an extension for the pool cue. (Bonus points for scoring a shot while thrusting your penis into the woman’s mouth creating a resonation that travels thru her to the end of the cue stick”
Remember when Jake sunk the 8 ball with the Louisiana Bridge Stick method?
by Jakewhitessnake November 14, 2025
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A place full of rich kids who only care about daddy’s money and dumbass rednecks who can’t spell the word dog.
Jimbob: Heard you go to malcom bridge middle school

Jimmy: Yep I do

Jimbob: Feels bad
by 6969797696696 February 9, 2020
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This school is ok but the teachers and students are ass! This is a place full of fuck boys and girls
Tom: do you go to Malcom bridge middle school?!
Sarah: yeah it’s a terrible place filled with hoes
by Hoemama’s November 3, 2019
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bridesmaidzilla

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a condition in which an anal retentive bridesmaid controls the wedding party as though it were her own wedding
She is totally a bridesmaidzilla - she made all the girls sit down and do the calligraphy for all the wedding invitations!
by the pouty panda September 19, 2007
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A bitchy ass place also known as the shit hole. Many people fail due to the amount of work given. After school activities are actually fun but actually learning is not.
Do you seriously go to Haynes Bridge Middle School?
by Hahaha you though March 20, 2017
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