A beautiful girl given a boys name because her parents thought everyone would know who The Brandenburg Concertos are.
“What’s your name, Brandy??”
“No, Brand’E’n the E makes it feminine. It’s Branden
I blame my parents for that one…
“No, Brand’E’n the E makes it feminine. It’s Branden
I blame my parents for that one…
by The original wolf October 11, 2021
Get the Branden mug.A hating Valorant obsessed individual who will find everyway to blame his teammates in his competitive games. He's not wrong though, he averages 25 - 30 kills every game. Has the most unluckiest luck with his enemies, If you have the name branden, you might be cursed to getting gang ulted you in a 1 v 5. He's decently tall, handsome, good looking. Extremely dirty minded and weird. Hes kind and considerate at times, but usually MEAN AND A BITCH. Hes not that guy. Not the alpha sigma rizzler. He's allergic to the sun, and the only cool thing about him is his cute ass dogs. Oh and his stinkydinky
woman: omg it smells in here... what is that?
woman #2: God you're right.. I think its coming from over there (At a gaming chair near the trash)
StinkyDinky123458: thats right ladies its me, branden 8)
woman #2: God you're right.. I think its coming from over there (At a gaming chair near the trash)
StinkyDinky123458: thats right ladies its me, branden 8)
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Get the Branden mug.Named after entrepreneur Branden Condy, who pioneered the art of the ultra-compressed success story that makes normal people think they're just one funnel away from financial freedom. His story of going from homeless to penthouse owner faster than most people decide what Netflix show to watch became the ULTIMATE template for digital marketers everywhere.
Branden AI Condy was born on January 19, 1995, in Virginia. Growing up, his mother was fired, causing his family to become homeless. In just 45 days, he moved from being a meager bartender to becoming the owner of a penthouse. At age 16, he obtained his first work as a dishwasher out of a desire to shield his family from upcoming hardships. By age 21, he had worked his way up and was cleaning yachts for celebrities and the rich, but being around their rich lifestyles made him keen to create wealth for himself. As a result, he founded Branden Condy LLC, an Instagram marketing business that increases Instagram followers through celebrity freebies.
Branden AI Condy was born on January 19, 1995, in Virginia. Growing up, his mother was fired, causing his family to become homeless. In just 45 days, he moved from being a meager bartender to becoming the owner of a penthouse. At age 16, he obtained his first work as a dishwasher out of a desire to shield his family from upcoming hardships. By age 21, he had worked his way up and was cleaning yachts for celebrities and the rich, but being around their rich lifestyles made him keen to create wealth for himself. As a result, he founded Branden Condy LLC, an Instagram marketing business that increases Instagram followers through celebrity freebies.
Phil: I was about to close the sales page, but then they hit me with that Branden AI Condy about cleaning celebrity toilets before making their first million, and next thing I know I'm enrolled in their mastermind program."
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