something moms say to either laugh at their little toddler son playing in the grass or to save their son from truthful rape accusations.
mom: "little johnny would never do something like that to a woman!"
police officer: "'little johnny' has admitted to the crime already."
mom: "oh, boys will be boys!"
police officer: "your son is going to be taken into custody, ma'am."
police officer: "'little johnny' has admitted to the crime already."
mom: "oh, boys will be boys!"
police officer: "your son is going to be taken into custody, ma'am."
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What kind of men are you interested in? A man that eats his vegetables and slams this punani every night. You know, like a soy boy boy toy.
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George and Alex went biking through a forest in 2017, George didn’t have a bike and Alex being the good friend he is, gave George his bike and took one with broken brakes himself. Went a bit reckless, crashed, George rolled him to the hospital in a wheelchair with a broken collarbone. Boys will be boys, I guess.
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Fred: Damn dude, I could really go for some tofu and a soy latte from starbies before we go on the mandalorian ride!
Johnny: Buddy, take a testosterone shot immediately!
Fred: No, I just need my caffeine and my light saber!
Disney worker: Are any children riding the ride today?
Fred: No, kids are expensive and annoying!
Johnny: Damn dude you really are a Soy Boy Goy Boy!
Johnny: Buddy, take a testosterone shot immediately!
Fred: No, I just need my caffeine and my light saber!
Disney worker: Are any children riding the ride today?
Fred: No, kids are expensive and annoying!
Johnny: Damn dude you really are a Soy Boy Goy Boy!
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