An oversized town that desperately wants to be New York City.
9:58pm...

Person 1: I hate it how Boston closes at 10pm.

Person 2: Yea. Let's down some bea's and drive to the city. We'll get there in 4 hours.

Person 1: Just in time for happy hour.
by Berklee student October 29, 2009
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Man, I love Boston, it's the best fuckin place ever!
by The phantom of the opera December 5, 2013
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Bean Town. The largest city in Massachusttes and New England with just under 600,000 residents in the city proper and some 5 million in the metro area. It is one of America's oldest cities and the place of the Boston Tea Party, some battes of the Revolutionary War, the ride of Paul Revere and the Salem witch trials of the 1700s. .Boston today is a major center in education, culture, commerce and healthcare. Has the most number of universties in the U.S. per-capita (perhaps that’s why Boston is so damb liberal and politically correct).

Culture: The people suck and are the epitome of rudeness. The F-word is a commonly uttered and not considered offensive or vulgar. They think they are superior to everyone including New Yorkers. They make fun of Midwesterners and Southerners by calling them hicks and hillbillies. Everyone's drunk & Irish in the city and rich and Jewish in the burbs. They cant drive. The roads are awful and meander every which way—it is VERY easy to get lost navigating in this urban hell. The cost of living is ridiculous and they cant even pronounce their Rs. Boston, not surpsingly, has the worst sports fans in of any city, especially in football where idiotic Pats fans think they have to win every game and have the audacity to throw snowballs at refs and prove to be sore winners AND sore losers in every game. When the Pats play indoor teams, they use the excuse of “created crowd noise ” even when they win—whatta bunch of crybabies. And Tom Brady is the biggest shmuck in football. He is, no doubt, a good player but is the most arrogant douchebag. No wonder this city is addicted to the Democrat party. Does the Kennedys ring a bell?
by krock1dk@yahoo.com December 24, 2007
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1) Town in Lincolnshire, England.

2) City in Massachusetts that stole its name from the above.
"Where is Boston?"
"Massachusetts."
"Wrong. Lincolnshire."

"Where are you from?"
"Boston."
"You don't sound American."
"That's fake Boston, fool!"
by Mark Schueler October 16, 2006
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worst city ever. full of scummy red sox fans who have no respect for anyone outside their city and for those who dont like the red sox or patriots (both awful teams). their accent is annoying as hell and girls dont find it sexy at all, girls with boston accents are repulsive. only nice part of the city is the historical district everywhere else is full of bums or scum..aka bostonians. Yankees rule. red sox suck. NYC > Boston.
The boston accent is a disgrace to the english language, it makes us americans look bad. Fuckers can't even pronounce CAR correctly.
by eLnino1187 November 14, 2007
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A place outside lincoln, mainly filled with inbreds with 6 fingers on each hand if not more. Inferior to their neighbours Lincoln in everything including football!
Lmao he has 6 fingers! He must come from Boston, poor lad.
by Joe barrel February 7, 2007
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To lose despite a substantial chance of winning; to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. Usually used in reference to sports.
Man, I can't believe the Pats bostoned that game!
by Spyder1jcd February 4, 2008
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