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Boringasm

To experience an overwhelming sense of Boredom. The feeling you get when you are bored as shit and remember that you can't do anything about it and it gets boringer. The worst orgasm EVER. The complete opposite of an orgasm. The thing unhappily married couples get all the time. A way to describe your friend for being a lame-loser-fag-drag-weak-ass-shittard-pussy-suckaface-bitch.
Friend 1: "I waited for you to call me back. Thanks for being lame, I had like fifty boringasms last night!"

Friend 2: "You are a Boringasm! If you weren't such a drag I would've called your sorry ass!"
by TylerDurdden June 2, 2009
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boregasm

Refers to the one moment after a long streak of boredom where you just can't take it anymore and you have to do something fun.
Geeze, the final speech of the Republican National Convention almost gave me a boregasm.
by Pinko the Klown September 4, 2004
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premature boregasm

Like a boregasm, but before the boredom actually sets in. As a boregasm happens during the course of boredom, a premature boregasm may occur while the teacher is announcing a new project, lecture of a boring topic, or paper. Associated are moans, sighs, and grunts of pain and/or suspected pain to come.
Man, I thought I would have a boregasm in class today, but it turned out alright.... until she assigned us a new essay.... premature boregasm right there on the spot....
by THEPARROTMASTER March 24, 2011
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borgasm

An extremely horrible sexual experience with an extremely ugly woman.
Oh damn, I think I just had a borgasm with that ugly hag. Baaaarrrfff..
by Ben March 6, 2005
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Bornagain Fatty

Someone who discovered weightloss and is an extremest about spreading the word on what you should do to loose weight weather you want to know or not!
When you have a friend that lost a bunch of weight and they keep pushing you to try this new diet and tell you all about it when you don't even care, that's a bornagain fatty!
by Captsteve March 13, 2011
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boregasm

an invisible orgasm. also known as a snoregasm. the opposite of a whoregasm.
wow, that was a total boregasm. please leave.
by tensacross January 24, 2011
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Borgasm

Right before coming, shove the borat DVD in a bodily opening and start quoting borat in a bad accent.
by tabtab January 4, 2008
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