burmese meat helmet

The act of putting one's entire head in a woman's vagina.

Dude, I gave her the Burmese Meat Helmet last night.

by Snickledick McSmacky December 11, 2008

Burmese Shove

Pushing your morning boner between the mattresses.

My pee pee hard on was so tingly, I had to do a Burmese Shove

by Doctor Rocked Her September 24, 2009

burmese bull

Chinese dildo

My asian grandmother got me a Burmese Bull for the Chinese New Year.

by aby_love January 2, 2010

Burmese Pocket Turtle

A sneaky sexual move in which the man whips out his penis while sneaking up on a girl and proceeds to insert it into the females pocket.

girl after having penis inserted into pocket: "What the heck?"
guy: "Bitch thats the burmese pocket turtle."

by DukingMonster November 23, 2009

If Trump Had a Burmese Wife

When Donald J. Trump wished one of his wives were from Burma, who would have reminded him to seek undemocratic advice from her country’s military coup leaders, which could have allowed him to have faux more years at the White House should his numerous lawsuits against alleged fraudulent voting fail.

If Trump had a Burmese wife or mistress, he’d have undemocratically been re-elected, by staging a professionally planned coup à la Birmanie, or by declaring a years-old martial law to prolong his illegal stay at the White House.

by MathPlus January 31, 2021

Burmese Tiger Pit

A game when a naked girl sticks all her dildos upright on the floor and proceeds to jump onto them to try to get one in her pussy.

Girl 1: "Hey sister, I just did the Burmese Tiger Pit yesterday. I got one in!
Girl 2: "Wow, you go girl!"

by thwankuth September 30, 2019

bordest

Bordest is word word used by dipshits, that cant think of a word to express how "Bored" they are.

You think why is it spelt how it is?? It's because they have such poor language techniques that they cant even spell "bored".

Tayla Jane is the "bordest" dumbshit in Australia.

by Tayla's bintang buddy January 2, 2012