boris

Slang term for taking a dump. Can either be a Boris Yeltsin...in which case this poo was solid as a rock...or a Boris Becker...in which this poo was smooth like the tennis player.

Well, i gotta go take a Boris.
Yeltsin or Becker?
C'mon we just had tacos....you know which one!!

by nappeo November 19, 2009

Boris

A large bottle of cheap vodka to be consumed at great speed. Normally bought about 10:30pm from a 24/7. Used when in desperate need to get off box quickly and cheaply before entering an expensive nightclub.

Stereotype Russian man (Boris) drinks vodka alot

Shall we get some Boris? I’m sober as a judge!

by Donkey Kong01 January 11, 2009

Boris

Boris is the guy your mom would never want. If your daughter brings a guy named Boris to the house, he is probably a fat fuck and wears glasses. He has a bigger booty than your daughter, and his pp is small. Kick him out ASAP.

You are as ugly as Boris.
Oh no! Boris is at my house again.

by theycallmeyoungdaggerdickay February 26, 2019

boris

n.
1.) A little bag of dogshit dropped by an arrogant prick;
2.) A Conservative Party leader.

"FFS, some dog walker's just thrown their boris in a ditch."

by StoatyFox April 21, 2021

Boris

(noun) A socially retarded roommate who has no knowledge of social protocol.

Alex: Have you met our new roommate Boris yet?
Steve: Nope. So his name is Boris?
Alex: No, he's just a Boris.

by Steve Apple July 1, 2010

Boris

Is a man that love boobs and ass. He is also very sweet and lovely for people that he loves. Danger// he will steel your girlfriend in minutes

Boris eat boobs:

Boris eat Pussy
Boris eat ass

by Selena baliabro October 29, 2019

BORIS

A person who gets Ability and ambition mixed up.
A spoilt person who has had their own wat all their life.
Someone who no one has said NO to.

That manager is a right Boris.
That supervisor is a total Boris.

by Sir Chemical Ali September 18, 2019