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boris

Slang term for taking a dump. Can either be a Boris Yeltsin...in which case this poo was solid as a rock...or a Boris Becker...in which this poo was smooth like the tennis player.
Well, i gotta go take a Boris.
Yeltsin or Becker?
C'mon we just had tacos....you know which one!!
by nappeo November 19, 2009
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Boris

A large bottle of cheap vodka to be consumed at great speed. Normally bought about 10:30pm from a 24/7. Used when in desperate need to get off box quickly and cheaply before entering an expensive nightclub.

Stereotype Russian man (Boris) drinks vodka alot
by Donkey Kong01 January 11, 2009
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Boris

Boris is the guy your mom would never want. If your daughter brings a guy named Boris to the house, he is probably a fat fuck and wears glasses. He has a bigger booty than your daughter, and his pp is small. Kick him out ASAP.
You are as ugly as Boris.
Oh no! Boris is at my house again.
by theycallmeyoungdaggerdickay February 26, 2019
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boris

n.
1.) A little bag of dogshit dropped by an arrogant prick;
2.) A Conservative Party leader.
"FFS, some dog walker's just thrown their boris in a ditch."
by StoatyFox April 21, 2021
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Boris

(noun) A socially retarded roommate who has no knowledge of social protocol.
Alex: Have you met our new roommate Boris yet?
Steve: Nope. So his name is Boris?
Alex: No, he's just a Boris.
by Steve Apple July 1, 2010
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Boris

BORIS verb

1. To get things done. A person who gets things done by going the extra distance.
a. A popular action in the face of treacherous and devious opposition
b. “To do a Boris”, achieve the almost impossible when all around are doing everything to prevent it.
c. “To Boris it”, to take an idea through to its ultimate conclusion
2. A Borisite - A follower of a principle, demonstrated by Boris Johnson, who doggedly takes an idea and sees it through to implementation.
3. Boriswall - Similar to but almost reverse of Stonewall chiefly to engage in constructive parliamentary debate or enabling tactics
: to be cooperative, enabling, or constructive
transitive verb

: to refuse to accept defeat
"I borised it"
"Go and do a boris"
"I was struggling up the mountain and was close to exhaustion but reached the summit with some boris"
by pcnomorecrap January 31, 2020
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Boris

A man with a big heart and a love for sticking rods up men’s dicks. He identifies as asexual but has a metal rod fetish and loves bloody tampons.
That man has many metal rods, he must be a boris
by Msnskdkfofkka January 16, 2021
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