E-Bonics

The usage of ghetto slang via social networks (Facebook, Myspace, AOL, Yahoo, MSN, ect.)
Most often used by people who can write properly but choose not to.
Examples of E-Bonics could be described by using total improper spelling, overusage of capitalization or punctuation, replacing letters with numbers or characters, using confusing abbreviations and most infamously the pound symbol and a short quote.

Examples of E-Bonics:

"@y mAyn3 d15 1$H b3en b0th3r1n Me a1l day"

"WATCHU BEN ON"

"SMH #ohsodamndisappointed"

by YoduhTruffIsHurr January 11, 2012

bonisteel

someone who has incrediblly huge boners and likes to read condom labels for fun.

whitey : dude look that guy with a boner reading condom labels!!!

girl : mann that guy is such a bonisteel!

by Allies Leaf January 9, 2008

Bonescum

American & British: Something of poor quality,a bad situation or being unlucky.

I bought myself a new microphone for my computer thinking it would improve my voice quality when talking to my friends online, as it turn out it was "Bonescum"

I had to sell my car as i needed the cash as i had lost my job!.."Bonescum"

I had to have a route canel done at the dentist today gonna cost money!!.."bonescum"

by Mr_Peggy February 28, 2009

eh-bonics

The English dialect spoken by residents of Canada, similar to but distinct from the Minnesota accent.

Nice hockey game, eh?

Oh, you speak eh-bonics? How about (aboot) that?

by Kels-0 November 11, 2011

Boo-bonics

Speech so butchered and garbled that a translator is needed. The term boo-bonics can also be used to describe the mumbled language spoken by someone with a mouth full of food. Anything that makes you say, "huh?" or "what did you just say?" The best example can found on the TLC show "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo." Hence the term boo-bonics.

Please swallow your food and stop speaking boo-bonics so I can understand you.

by Sunshyn September 27, 2014

E-Bonics

internet slang

I can barely understand what you are spitting yo, you are speakin' in some type E-bonics that I can't comprehend!

by orthokiller January 27, 2009

bonicular

Something boner, hard-on, or erect penis shaped

Tom: I hate banannas! Why would you want to put anything bonicular in your mouth?

by ECET Student March 29, 2007