Boney missile

A hard punch

Emory launched a boney missile straight my nose

by FP.27 February 1, 2023

Boney Yoyi

A kid that is extremely boney. AKA the bonester is obsessed with shaq and watching movies

Boney Yoyi listens to eminem while masturbating

by Maria Lopes February 13, 2017

Boney Whiskers

An unshaved penis.

My dude last night has a terrible case of the Boney Whiskers.

by Pickles247 March 4, 2018

Boney Dony

When a native American dips his balls in your eye sockets and then scalps you.

Did you see drew give ryan the old Boney Dony last night?

by squeemer August 7, 2011

Baloney-boney

When a man curls up part of the shirt and sticks it in his pants so that it looks like he has a massive dick, usually done when trying to impress a girl. It is not a wise choice to produce a baloney-boney mainly for the awkward conversation when it is revealed that you have a 4-inch dick instead of an 8-inch.

Girl 1: Girl look at that boy's dick it is massive!
Girl 2: Uh-uh girl you see all that shirt tucked in his pants?
Girl 1: M-hmm?
Girl 2: Means he got a baloney-boney!

by HitlerOfGrammar November 8, 2017

Boney Edgar

A boy who is so skinny that he is basically bones!

Wow, he looks like a 'Boney Edgar', who could live in a graveyard!

by TheWatcher144 November 26, 2022

Boney Drank

The top level of drunk, above wasted and on par with paralytic, but with the added flair of causing social mayhem, including but not limited to property damage, arrest, hospitalisation, or just general mayhem and fuckery.

Can be shortened to boney

Originated from a company email from a hotel in Budapest describing some staff members on the last night of a project.

What happened to you on the weekend? “I got boney drank”

Man Tom was boney drank last night, we might not see him for a while.

by Stealthydan January 11, 2023