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I love imports. When I buy a car I always go with German and the BMW is a great performer on the road. My experience with this car has been fantastic. BMW is for those who knows cars. I drive an M3 and it has a very smooth ride, sporty drive and the resale value is very good. 3 series, m5, 7 series are all great cars for the driving enthusiast. Women love my car and when I see a hot woman driving one I get really excited. My brother Jon has a Mercedes and I like to use this example when comparing the two.

BMW is performance with luxury, Mercedes is luxury with performance.

Mercedes is like the borgeois with a long rich heritage to be proud of.
The BMW is more for the dynamic sport Chique enthusiast with plenty of assets.

by Austin Kellar May 19, 2007

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In German it stands for Bayerische Motoren Werke but also Bersten Mal Wieder or broken down again. In English the equivalent is Bavarian Motor Works and Bought Mainly by Wankers, but also Big-up My Willy, the slightly racist Black Man’s Wheels and Badly Made Wreck.

“That fuckwit Malcolm’s bought a Beamer! It’s got a manual shift and he’s only licensed for an automatic!”
Well what do you expect, BMW bought mainly by Wankers!

by AKACroatalin May 27, 2017

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BLACK MAN'S WIENER.!

"Dude, look at that airplane!"
"I know, it's huge like a BMW!"

by i like bmw June 04, 2009

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Big Mexican Weiner or Big Mexican Wang

The ladies can't get enough of my BMW!!

by Dyno-Mike! March 27, 2009

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Bring Me Wallet. The most expensive car to maintain in the world. To change my radiator it was 1500 dollars. I am broke but I have a tight car

GUY: My car broke down.
DEALLER: Really what kinda car do you have?
GUY: BMW. Do you know how much it will be?
DEALLER: I dont know, just bring me wallet.
GUY: OK.

by rewind December 06, 2004

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