significant blubber

A large- sized or obese boyfriend, girl friend, spouse, or romantic partner

He showed up at the wedding reception with his significant blubber significant other obese partnern tow.

by Cosmicbloo August 29, 2017

blubbering vagina

A blubbering vagina is someone who ditches their friends because they're "busy."

Cary is a blubbering vagina because he says he will come hang out, but then not call us or anything to say he's not coming over and later finding out he went to get some ass.

by Jennifer May 30, 2004

blubber butt

colloquialism for fat-ass. Blubber being the fatty tissue found in whales and other mammals found in arctic waters, often associated with the fat deposits located in an obese persons buttocks.

"My God, that woman has a blubber butt from hell. It's so big, Shamu just got a hard-on looking at it!"

by jammer2 February 8, 2005

blubber nugget

A nugget made out of blubber.

Originated in Alaska.

Featured in fairly oddparents.

Mary moved to Alaska to eat a blubber nugget.

by Mary Kelly June 14, 2008

blubber-bean

Does it really need a definition? u get everything about it from its name. Its a bean. Made of blubber. A blubber-bean. God knows what genious made that up. Usually feasted on by mr and mrs walrous and other such blubbery-sea mammals. If implanted into an animals left eye.A blubber-tree will grow. many blubber-pods grow on these trees, these then magicaly turn into cacti and then dissolve. The matter left from this is a blubber bean. The whole cycle then starts again. Of course, if there is a nearby eye.

Hey, i grew a blubber tree today!
Oh cool! what flavour?
Blubber you idiot!
Find a nice eye for it?
Yeah its ok i guess.I named my tree Janice you know.
My, what a pretty name! What about the blubber-bean?
POTATO!

by Lewis Palmer August 20, 2006

Hubba Blubbering

Why you cry so hard you blow a snot bubble out of your nose in the style of 80's chewing gum Hubba Bubba.

Francois: Wow, you were really upset when you found out Milli Vanilli weren't actually singing.

Millicent: Upset?! I was at home hubba blubbering! When that shit popped snot went everywhere!

by Antoine testicle October 22, 2009

blubber cricket

A person whom constantly runs their mouth. They do not care if it's the truth or lies. They are always looking for clout and will do about anything for attention. Right down to hopping up and down on random roaches at her local dive bar

"That girl is suck a blubber cricket"
"There goes Courtney again being a blubber cricket"
" Ugh Miss Stone could you stop being such a blubber cricket?"

by Becky with the great hair March 22, 2020