ass blaster

A HUGE fart that is so powerful, it hurts as soon as it leaves the cheeks. It also smells worse then regular farts because these ones usually leave squirts in the back of undies or boxers

John just let an ass blaster that cleared the whole room

by red April 16, 2005

fat blaster

A gentleman who has the tendency to hook up with significantly larger women. This is a less extreme form of a chubby chaser.

"Dude, Paul is such a fat blaster! This is the second weekend in a row he has gone home with a cow!"

by Sparkles90 March 13, 2012

blister boots

What you call your new pair of winter boots that give you blisters and other pain before being worked in.

Man, my feet are killing me. It'll take another week to work these blister boots in.

by Lovekraft January 28, 2009

fart booster

extreme gas coming out your ass!! often used for stepping your game up in any athletic sport

FART BOOSTER with mah michael jordan shoes on!!

DAYUMMM i just fart boosted your ass!!

by ANGIEISAW3SUM May 24, 2009

gel blaster

when you are too much of a pussy to be hit by an airsoft or a paintball gun, but you think you are too old to use nerf guns, so you use gel blasters

Aiden: Yoo did you see Calob's new gel blaster?
Chad: Bruh you actually play with gel blasters?

Aiden: Yeah, airsoft guns are scary and I'm scared I will get hit...
Chad: They dont hurt that bad, you fucking pussy

by average skate 3 enjoyer February 15, 2022

Dion Blaster

Coolest, most B.A. character in 1080 for N64. He may be prone to crashing, but he hauls balls.

"If you could have any name, what would it be?"

"Dion Blaster."

"WTF."

"Dude trust me, he's hella fast."

by Ricky Winterborn June 10, 2009

blosted

to be very high from smokeing large amounts of ganja.

asiel:did you see that boy mike?

zach:hell yea that boy blosted!!

toasted

by yeyo gonzalez April 13, 2010