by Faithful Blogger August 21, 2005
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Becka:
people will post on boards or comments etc, with just "FIRST" or "Top Ten" because they're there before everyone else
Becka:
it's the i'm better than you because i posted first on dooce's website today blah blah blah-coughloser-
Jay:
Never heard of it.
Becka:
you're lucky
Becka:
'its annoying, most of the time turns into a shit slinging fest between comment people because people are pissed they weren't first
Becka:
it's argueing on the internet at it's worst
Becka:
fucking retards
Jay:
Sounds like a new term needs to be coined... "Bloggerazzi"
Becka:
haha indeed
Jay:
I wonder if you and I can trademark that word... and then unleash it onto the internet.
people will post on boards or comments etc, with just "FIRST" or "Top Ten" because they're there before everyone else
Becka:
it's the i'm better than you because i posted first on dooce's website today blah blah blah-coughloser-
Jay:
Never heard of it.
Becka:
you're lucky
Becka:
'its annoying, most of the time turns into a shit slinging fest between comment people because people are pissed they weren't first
Becka:
it's argueing on the internet at it's worst
Becka:
fucking retards
Jay:
Sounds like a new term needs to be coined... "Bloggerazzi"
Becka:
haha indeed
Jay:
I wonder if you and I can trademark that word... and then unleash it onto the internet.
by The Sheepshagger November 2, 2005
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the act of pretending to be a blogger while you're a mere time-waster with too much crappy stuff on your head that none of your friends wants to hear about.
Should not be confused with blogging which is the actual action of keeping a blog.
-Hey, what's up? Blogging again?
-Nah, not really..bloggering actually..I called you last night to tell you about my new theory of everything, cause I had such a "blast" of inspiration and blah blah blah..and you didn't pick it up, so I had to "relieve" myself somewhere, u know.
- ......(telephone signal)
-Hey, what's up? Blogging again?
-Nah, not really..bloggering actually..I called you last night to tell you about my new theory of everything, cause I had such a "blast" of inspiration and blah blah blah..and you didn't pick it up, so I had to "relieve" myself somewhere, u know.
- ......(telephone signal)
by VickyB February 5, 2009
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by esfingecolibri December 5, 2007
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Man, Perez Hilton upped his game from blogger to bloggerazzi when he wrote 3 blogs about Paris Hilton just today.
by boomchick January 8, 2008
Get the Bloggerazzi mug.A sub-variant of Unwarranted Self Importance (USI) widely seen among the Internet-going population. Became common once everybody from your Grandma to your kindergarten teacher realized they could create a blog/Facebook page/YouTube channel where they could inflict their opinions on those unlucky enough to wander by with zero consequences or monetary cost.
In days past, the disease was restricted to ranting street preachers, and was limited by factors such as the price of soap-boxes and copy paper, and the generally low levels of give a shit present in the pre-Internet population
Symptoms consist of:
1) assuming that people on the Internet like you and the things you say, when most are actually indifferent at best
2) projecting your narrow interests on to people who don't share them, then confusing their bored silence for approval
3) producing content which focuses mostly on shallow appeals for approval, instead of actually informing, challenging or entertaining
4) cultivating a small clique of like-minded Internet goers, which (despite representing a microscopic fraction of the population as a whole) you then cite as proof that you're "kind of a big deal"
Treatment includes:
1) deleting the offending Facebook/YouTube/blog pages
2) re-connecting with real life friends and family over shared activities
3) rediscovering that nobody on the Internet really cares that much about your life, your cat, or what you had for dinner today (even the people that say they do)
In days past, the disease was restricted to ranting street preachers, and was limited by factors such as the price of soap-boxes and copy paper, and the generally low levels of give a shit present in the pre-Internet population
Symptoms consist of:
1) assuming that people on the Internet like you and the things you say, when most are actually indifferent at best
2) projecting your narrow interests on to people who don't share them, then confusing their bored silence for approval
3) producing content which focuses mostly on shallow appeals for approval, instead of actually informing, challenging or entertaining
4) cultivating a small clique of like-minded Internet goers, which (despite representing a microscopic fraction of the population as a whole) you then cite as proof that you're "kind of a big deal"
Treatment includes:
1) deleting the offending Facebook/YouTube/blog pages
2) re-connecting with real life friends and family over shared activities
3) rediscovering that nobody on the Internet really cares that much about your life, your cat, or what you had for dinner today (even the people that say they do)
Doctor: "Yes, I was afraid of this...it's Blogger's Disease. And a bad case, too. I've seen it a hundred times."
Patient: "My God, is there any cure?"
Doctor: "Yes there is... but I'm afraid you won't like it. It might require you to be less of a douche. It may require you to interact with the physical world. Are you prepared to handle it?
Patient: "Whatever it takes, Doctor."
Doctor: *smashes laptop to pieces with a hammer*
Patient: "My God, is there any cure?"
Doctor: "Yes there is... but I'm afraid you won't like it. It might require you to be less of a douche. It may require you to interact with the physical world. Are you prepared to handle it?
Patient: "Whatever it takes, Doctor."
Doctor: *smashes laptop to pieces with a hammer*
by Baroque T. Frankenheimer January 21, 2014
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