Bitter Beauty

Someone who obsessively develops their physical appearance to an impossible standard of human beauty and perfection, yet remain insecure and unpleasant in their personal interactions and relationships.

This can be achieved through extreme dieting, exercise, grooming, cosmetic surgery and augmentation, dental work, material possessions, education, career success, family connections or religious convictions or anything that achieves a belief of superiority to everyone else, but remain unhappy, unfulfilled and have underdeveloped interpersonal skills.

Don't even both try talking to that guy at the gym with the killer six pack. He's just another bitter beauty too lost in the mirror to give workout tips or his phone number.

You're not even in that bitter beauty's league, dude. She'll shoot you down with a look before you even get close enough to see her eye color.

The new dance club was packed with drunken bitter beauties providing their usual false hope of getting laid that night or even a mercy date.

by Leatherlaird July 3, 2009

Bitter Peach

Typically referring to a man’s fresh sweaty anus that’s being serviced orally. The mix of sweetness from the sweat and bitterness from the men’s musk from anal glands is called a bitter peach.

I went for a run with Josh yesterday and things got heated between us. Let’s just say I ate a nice ripe, juicy, bitter peach.

by Maktor September 29, 2020

bitter betty

extreme bitterness given off by someone who has just lost a game of mario party

after losing all of his stars and the lead, Brent became a "bitter betty"

by John Vincent December 27, 2007

bitter betty

Someone with an exceptional amount of PMS or a general cranky disposition.

"He sure was acting like a bitter betty this afternoon at the meeting"

by melissa parmer September 16, 2003

bitter flirting

flirting with someone by using sarcasm and jokes. liking them, but making fun of them so you dont have to admit it.

that boy really likes you, even if you think he's a jerk.. he's just bitter flirting

by kfiz304 November 4, 2009

Cocktail Bitters

A substance intended for flavoring cocktails. Despite the high alcohol concentration (ranging from 35-60% ABV), it is exempt from all alcoholic beverage regulations because it is classified as a flavoring, not a beverage. As a result, no liquor license of any kind is needed to sell it, and anyone can purchase it regardless of age.

Due to the strong flavor, it is not recommended to drink cocktail bitters straight. When mixed with soft drinks or seltzer water to create a drink with approximately 5-10% alcohol, however, bitters can be quite drinkable. Angostura is a popular brand of bitters, but there are countless options on the market.

Tim: I need a drink but I'm only 20 and my friend that buys my alcohol is out of town

Steve: Try buying some cocktail bitters! They're 45% alcohol
Tim: Good idea! I'll pick up some seltzer for mixing too.

by Four Loko Frat Guy November 8, 2022

Emu Bitter

This is a lager beer that originated in a sailors fridge in Rockingham, it can be likened to Alladdins cave in that it lured a Queenslander sailor away from the eastern states squalor to the west, which is obviously the best.

Problem is, you can enter the cave of Emu wonders and gaze at the majesty of the carton in the fridge. But if you take one sip it will be like sucking on an Emu and the sky will fall on your head

My God! This Emu Bitter beer is like sucking on an Emu’s head!!

by Matt Labrador March 21, 2020