When your mom and/or dad lets you practice anal on them as your birthday present as they couldn't afford that new hot wheels play set at walmart
Person 1: Bro My Dad gave me that Birthday Cake and my ball sack still hasn't recovered
Person 2: Bro you're so lucky! all i got for my birthday was a Sex Slave
Person 2: Bro you're so lucky! all i got for my birthday was a Sex Slave
by dgarretson530 June 5, 2019
Get the Birthday Cakemug. When you make a tray of pot brownies, cover the top in whipped cream, and do whip it’s with the left over whipped cream
by CavaKing December 2, 2018
Get the Super Birthday Cakemug. by Jacklolololololo November 22, 2017
Get the candles on a birthday cakemug. Eating a girl out on their birthday.
Person 1: hey man, whatcha doing tonight?
Person 2: It’s my girls birthday, so you know what’s goin down.
Person1: oohhhh, eatin some birthday cake huh?
Person 2: It’s my girls birthday, so you know what’s goin down.
Person1: oohhhh, eatin some birthday cake huh?
by Herroj21 December 21, 2019
Get the Birthday Cakemug. A buttock.
Alisa went to the club and got drunk. She then decided to show everyone how beautiful her birthday cake truly is.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 10, 2022
Get the Birthday cakemug. A situation so shitty that no matter the outcome you end up being screwed, like a birthday cake that gives you AIDS, doesn't matter what slice you take, you'll get AIDS regardless.
"This is really brutal. I don't know what I'm going to do here, either way I go I'm fucked"
"Sounds like you've been given an AIDS birthday cake".
"Sounds like you've been given an AIDS birthday cake".
by thewarragulman May 23, 2018
Get the AIDS Birthday Cakemug. by bongusdongus July 29, 2022
Get the Spider-man birthday cakemug.