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candles on a birthday cake

The number candles on a birthday cake tell what age you are. Not what year it is.
Candles on a birthday cake tell your age not the year you dumbass.
by Jacklolololololo November 22, 2017
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Birthday Cake

When you stack up all your friends on your birthday and stick a candle in the top person's anal area.
That birthday cake was delicious! You guys are the best! Especially you, Dad!
by Condomant May 25, 2023
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Birthday Cake

When your mom and/or dad lets you practice anal on them as your birthday present as they couldn't afford that new hot wheels play set at walmart
Person 1: Bro My Dad gave me that Birthday Cake and my ball sack still hasn't recovered
Person 2: Bro you're so lucky! all i got for my birthday was a Sex Slave
by dgarretson530 June 5, 2019
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Birthday Cake

A promiscuous woman

A woman that has been with a group of friends.
Dude, your girlfriend's not even a thot, she's a birthday cake...everyone has had a slice of that.
by Todd Jacob Wilberly November 13, 2017
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Birthday cake

Alisa went to the club and got drunk. She then decided to show everyone how beautiful her birthday cake truly is.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 10, 2022
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AIDS Birthday Cake

A situation so shitty that no matter the outcome you end up being screwed, like a birthday cake that gives you AIDS, doesn't matter what slice you take, you'll get AIDS regardless.
"This is really brutal. I don't know what I'm going to do here, either way I go I'm fucked"
"Sounds like you've been given an AIDS birthday cake".
by thewarragulman May 23, 2018
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