Beetle Claw

When the male proceeds to insert his index and middle finger into a females butthole and his thumb into her snatch, resulting in a claw like grasp giving the male full control of the females body.

Dude, Tyrone totally just gave Mandy a beetle claw and there was nothing she could do to escape his grasp.

by Snatchlover420 September 29, 2011

Beeting

Meeting + Beating. A work meeting where the manager gives a verbal beating to employees.

Our weekly work meetings are becoming beetings given by the managers.

by yeshua2000 March 25, 2009

Dong beetle

A dong beetle is a man or woman who, like a dung beetle feeding almost exclusively on dung, feeds almost exclusively on cock - viz, by sucking it. It is thus a synonym for a penis-loving whore.

Jorge's mom is quite the dong beetle. She ate my rod up for five hours straight!

by Jimmy McGee February 9, 2009

beetle fuck

Like the Darwin beetle, who tosses his mate out of the tree post coitus, mid climax a guy tosses his girl out of the bed loudly yelling "BEETLE FUCK!!"

I beetle fucked my girl doggie style and she flew ass over elbows onto the floor and I jumped right back in that shit.

by TheGreatSofaKing September 24, 2016

Beethoven

The German composer who lived from 1770-1827. He had a very strict father who slapped him every time he played a wrong note. Eventually became the world's greatest composer. Later on in life, he became deaf and had an explosive temper, so he couldn't find a wife. And lived in isolation.

Wow that guy is such a Beethoven! So anti social.

by sunnynoodlerice October 24, 2018

beetroot_salad

A person who is abused by their subordinates for a multitude of reasons.

Hey guys, let’s stop bullying Jason. We’re treating him like a beetroot_salad.

by not_grass January 7, 2019

Beetis Bowl

When all the sugar sinks down in the last bowl of cereal

Oh shit my parents need to get a new bag of cereal, we're down to the Beetis Bowl

by 56t34tyherohrfs7 May 28, 2021