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beefy montopolis

A beating with a rolled up dry towel. Typically done during morning hours to a sleeping or just waking victim. It is not uncommon for a small dog to watch curiously
Fuck around with Kiley and you'll get a beefy montopolis.
by Mclovin666666 November 28, 2019
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Beefy Bear

1. A particularly muscular and particularly hairy and agressive homosexual male.

2. A gay man who is fiercely loyal to his sexual conquests, and/or infatuations. Even to the point of changing identities and/or stalking.
He is so sexy, he had a Beefy Bear stalking him. I understand that he was mauled unmercilessly by him.
by NightTrainLayne April 4, 2009
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beefy clit

when your labia does not completely cover the clitoris. the majority of the clitoris is exposed.
guy 1: hey, have you ever met that girl tara?
guy 2: oh, you mean that girl with the beefy clit?
by cow1313 January 23, 2011
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Captain Beefy

A large joint/blunt that has the potential to pack a strong punch and, possibly, cause life changing events to occur.
Look, at Ralph! He's having a tough time dealing with Captain Beefy!
by GoGoYubari June 14, 2006
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beefy style

When one is making love so vigorously that that individual begins to emit solid waste out of there rectum.
Gregory, your going beefy style on me and I don't like it at all.

But Silvia I love it so much when I loose control of mh bowl movement.
by Silvia and Gregory May 23, 2016
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Beefy McQueef

A fat little shit stain who says they do sporty activities such as running and brags about how they can do 50 pressups, as well as that a Beefy McQueef supposedly eats salad and vegetables 24/7 whereas they're still a fat cunt who has been caught lacking with 12 krispy kremes a day as well as a chocolate yazoo in the mornings
Example 1:"This bumbaclot blocking my way off the bus, mooovee urself Beefy Mcqueef u oversized whale carcass."

Example 2"Ay Beefy McQueef you've got some food on your chin."

"Oh do i?" *rubs it off*

"Wrong chin nyigga!"
by NyiggaBoi March 15, 2018
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Beefy McChode

An angry short fat tool who thinks he's cool. This person also gets no pussy. They also refer to themselves as "stocky" or "big boned".
Jack thinks wearing a tight shirt will show off his muscles, but it is only showing everyone that he is a Beefy McChode.
by Dogfood11 April 4, 2017
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