bestie beastie

Your best friend in the whole world, your animal companion.

Oh my dearest Lucy, my true love, you are my forever bestie beastie!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2019

Josh Bastin

Mainly known as @handsomesouthernboy on tiktok. One of the most intelligent and hot white boys on tiktok with a decent following. Will always be a king and white boy of the month all of the time!!!!! Every girl and guy swoons and moans over him!!

Person 1: Who's Josh Bastin? He's on tiktok, is hot, and knows his Megan.

Person 2: OK weirdo.

by babyoilforyourknees September 10, 2020

Wal-Mart Beating

When someone is physically abussed inside wal-mart.
Usualy done by single mothers, but often includes; wife, grandchildren, dog, cat, sister,borther, and granny beatings as well.

<kid grabs toy off shelf>
Mother : "Put that back, right now! Before you get another wal-mart beating!"

by lock'on June 5, 2009

Becstin

The Ship Name of Austin Mahone and Becky G

Girl 1 : Have you heard that Austin Mahone and Becky G are dating now?
Girl 2: OMG we should call them Becstin

by Union J March 13, 2015

Beating Off A Dead Horse

To continue trying to beat off a horse when it clearly isn't going to work anymore due to lack of blood flow.

Dude: I was out beating off a dead horse last night, but may hand started to cramp up, so i just went home instead.

by XxVRxX August 20, 2010

Meat Beating

Jacking off, only a little harder than usual, to the point of hurting.

"Wanna go over to my place an do a little meat beating?"

by Mark2791 December 16, 2008

midget beastiality

When a midget and some sort of animal come together and have sex. It combines your two favorite things: Midget porn and beastiality

I saw some freaky midget beastiality where a midget banged a great Dane.

by Ghetto Grampa June 25, 2015